Retro

It’s crazy how well the WWF built up primetime specials during this era, and The Main Event III review proves just that.

But there was a significant replacement to the main event, and many wondered if it would make a huge difference.

Let’s jump in.

Date: February 23, 1990

Location: Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, MI

VIDEO: Randy Savage hypes the big match before we cut to Buster Douglas getting instructions on how to referee the match. Then Hogan is in another dressing room saying he’s gonna beat Savage.

ON THE STAGE: Vince McMahon and Jesse Ventura hype the matches and talk about how Mike Tyson pulled out as special referee for the main event since he was knocked out by Douglas.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene Okerlund with Savage and Sherri. He warns Douglas to call it down the middle. Sherri says Hogan vs. Warrior won’t happen because Savage will be champ.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene now with Hogan after Savage’s entrance. He also warns Douglas.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene with Douglas after Hogan’s entrance. Gene talks about him knocking out Tyson and gives an inspirational speech about overcoming odds. Douglas basically calls Tyson a coward and says he’ll call it down the middle before he fakes a punch at Gene.

‘Macho King’ Randy Savage (w/Sherri) vs. (c) Hulk Hogan – WWF Title with special referee Buster Douglas

Savage with a little stalling early as he goes to the outside. Hogan attempts to go after him but Douglas tells Hogan to keep it in the ring. Savage back in and he leaps over the top while racking Hogan’s head on the ropes. Savage hits the knee to the back to send Hogan to the floor, and then Savage tries to go up top but Douglas steps in front of Hogan. Savage doesn’t like that at all and Hogan sneaks back in and gets occupied with Sherri on the apron. That leads to Savage running towards Hogan, but he moves out of the way as Savage nails Sherri.

Right hands from Hogan and then a big clothesline. Elbow in the corner from Hogan and then he gets eight out of the usual 10 punches. Another elbow from Hogan and then a bodyslam. More elbows from Hogan and he starts punching Savage while Jesse loses his mind about closed fists. Hogan runs off the ropes but Sherri grabs his ankle, and the champ isn’t thrilled about that as he grabs Sherri by the hair. But that allows Savage to fly in and hit Hogan from behind. Savage then stays on offense and hits a clothesline for a two count.

Knee drop from Savage before he starts choking Hogan. The action goes to the corner where Savage uses the boot to choke Hogan. The referee gets occupied with Savage, and Sherri decides she’ll get a nice choke in on Hogan as well. Douglas comes over to break it up, and then he tells Sherri to hit the road and throws her out of the match. He chases her up the aisle to make sure she heads to the back. Savage locks in the sleeper hold while all of this is going on until Hogan elbows his way out of it.

Savage gets cocky and stands and poses with his foot on Hogan for a two count. Savage then jumps onto Hogan on the outside before hitting a double axe handle off the op inside the ring for another near fall. Another pin attempt gets a two and Hogan is back on the floor. Savage goes up to jump on him but Douglas stops it again. Savage takes things back inside where he hits the bodyslam and then hits the elbow off the top for a near fall. Hulk up time and Hogan nails Savage so hard that he knocks the referee over. Hogan drops the leg and Douglas slides in to count the pin at 11:14. Savage gets up immediately and starts pointing at Douglas. Savage gets in his face and slaps him, which leads to Hogan pushing Savage into Douglas for the big right hook. Fine match here.

• Rating: **3/4

BACKSTAGE: Jesse with Earthquake, Dino Bravo, and Jimmy Hart. Jesse congratulates Dino on already winning the Intercontinental title before the match even begins. Bravo says he’s gonna win, and Hart says Earthquake is the insurance policy.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene with The Ultimate Warrior. He asks Warrior if he has earthquake insurance. Warrior talks about insurance and brain waves, and man is he jacked.

Dino Bravo (w/Earthquake and Jimmy Hart) vs. (c) The Ultimate Warrior – Intercontinental Title

Warrior hits the ring and bodyslams Bravo right away. Warrior then flies off the top and nails Bravo again. Then Warrior goes for another top rope move but Earthquake grabs his foot. More shenanigans from Earthquake sends Warrior down, but Warrior decides to go under the ring. We see Hart then get pulled under there before he comes out pantless thanks to Warrior. Bravo eventually stops the attack as Hart goes running into the back. Earthquake also gets a few shots in for good measure.

The action goes back in the ring where Bravo locks in the bearhug. Warrior reverses into his own bearhug, but Bravo quickly reverses and hits a side slam for a two count. That doesn’t do much as Warrior goes back on offense and hits the shoulder block and splash for the victory at 4:11. Earthquake jumps in and they double team Warrior until Hogan comes in to make the save. He knocks Earthquake off the top rope and Warrior doesn’t seem too happy about it. Jesse points out that Hogan is just here to steal the thunder, and referees try to break them up but they keep pushing them out of the way. Another match that was there to push the WrestleMania main event.

• Rating: *

BACKSTAGE: Vince with Hogan. We get a replay of the stuff with Warrior, and Hogan says he’s gonna watch Warrior’s back because he wants him at his best for WrestleMania.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene with Warrior. He warns HO KOGAN and hypes the WrestleMania showdown.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene with Douglas after commercial. Douglas says he and Hogan are going out drinking. Well then.

SHOW SUMMARY

Fun little show that was focused entirely around hyping the Hogan/Warrior match. Douglas did a fine job in his role and really embraced it.

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In this WrestleMania II review, Vince McMahon tries something new with a three-city extravaganza, Hulk Hogan defends the WWF title against King Kong Bundy in a Steel Cage Match, and much more.

Let’s jump in.

• Show: WWF WrestleMania II
• Date: April 7, 1986
• Location: Allstate Arena in Rosemont, IL, Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Uniondale, New York, and Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena in Los Angeles, CA

IN THE RING: Vince McMahon welcomes Susan Saint James, then Ray Charles does America The Beautiful as only Ray Charles can.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene Okerlund throws it to New York, where Roddy Piper is gearing up for his fight with Mr. T.

Don Muraco (w/Mr. Fuji) vs. Paul Orndorff

We hear audio interviews from each man after the match starts, which is a weird touch. For those keeping score at home (and there will be a lot of score to keep), Vince and Saint James are the commentary team for this one. Saint James is….not exactly tapped into the WWF scene in 1986. At one point, she says Orndorff is using “ancient Chinese techniques.” Sounds like Orndorff!

A competitive sprint here, but it all leads to a double countout, or at least we assume it’s a double countout since it’s never actually announced and Vince is PISSED at all the confusion. Not exactly the type of start you’d want in order to get people invested in WrestleMania, and the crowd hated the finish. (*)

BACKSTAGE: Mr. T sends a message to Piper. He has Joe Frazier and Haiti Kid with him, so that’s quite a trio. During the promo, we hear Fink in the background announcing the official result from the previous match. What a mess.

George ‘The Animal’ Steele vs. (c) Randy Savage (w/Elizabeth) – Intercontinental Title

So, it’s been a while since I’ve seen this match, but what I always remember about it is the Memphis-esque stalling from Savage until Steele starts biting his leg. That gets a big pop from Saint James. The crowd is into Savage’s antics, and they love Steele’s biting. So they have that going for them. Somehow flowers get brought into the equation as Saint James discusses Steele’s respect for women. If only he respected the turnbuckle pads, which he starts eating before feeding some to Savage.

However, Steele gets distracted by Elizabeth, and Savage hits the elbow drop, but Steele kicks out at one. Steele tries to take advantage, but it’s the ultimate heel Savage who uses the ropes for leverage to pin Steele to retain the title. Saint James seems like a nice woman. Her commentary isn’t nice though. (*1/2)

ON THE RAMP: Gene is in one of the cities with Big John Studd and a football player. They are hyped up for the battle royal and start bickering at each other.

RINGSIDE: Vince and Saint James talk about snakes, and Vince is doing his best with this.

George Wells vs. Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts

I think we all know what the payoff is for this match. Something that really stands out is just how great Jake’s mannerisms were inside the ring. He works the crowd like a true heel, as Wells controls the majority of the action. But it’s Jake who turns the tide and hits the DDT for the victory. Here comes the snake! Jake wraps it around Wells, and now Wells is foaming at the mouth. Saint James has had enough. (*)

VIDEO: Recap of the events leading to Piper vs. Mr. T.

BACKSTAGE: Off to Los Angeles, where Jesse Ventura is with Hulk Hogan. These two play well off of each other as Jesse tries to push Hogan’s buttons.

IN THE RING: I think we’re back in New York, but I have no idea. Fink introduces Joan Rivers, and she introduces the special judges which include Darryl Dawkins, Cab Calloway, G. Gordon Liddy, and Herb.

Roddy Piper vs. Mr. T – Boxing Match

Another attraction match, which has been a Vince staple throughout WrestleMania history. As you would expect, Piper doesn’t play by the rules and gets in a few cheap shots during the rope break. Saint James is not impressed. They try to do a brawl at the end of round one, but the crowd isn’t invested at all in this. It’s just hard to do a worked boxing match that anyone will care about, and these folks do not care.

Piper eventually knocks down Mr. T in round two, and the crowd starts chanting “Roddy.” Doesn’t seem ideal since he’s the heel. Piper controls things for two rounds, only for Mr. T to take control in round three. Piper throws a chair at Mr. T to start round four, and they exchange haymakers. Piper shoves the referee and bodyslams Mr. T, so it’s a DQ in favor of Mr. T. Love both guys, but as a boxing match, this has to be one of the worst “matches” in WrestleMania history. (DUD)

RINGSIDE: Vince sends it to Chicago, where Mean Gene and Gorilla Monsoon are leading the action.

Velvet McIntyre vs. (c) The Fabulous Moolah – WWF Women’s Title

Cathy Lee Crosby is on commentary with Gorilla and Gene, and boy is it a far cry from Gorilla and Jesse.  They do a few moves, and just like that, Moolah simply lays on McIntyre and covers her for the quick win. This show is an absolute mess. (NR)

Nikolai Volkoff (w/Freddie Blassie) vs. Corporal Kirchner

Spoiler alert: The fans still hate Volkoff singing. You would think Kirchner is Hogan given the pop, so the USA pride is still alive and well in Chicago. Kirchner is bleeding, and for some reason, he accidentally takes out the ref. Blassie throws the cane in and Kirchner intercepts it, allowing him to hit Volkoff for the pin and the win. Another short match, but at least the crowd popped huge for the American triumph. (NR)

Jimbo Covert vs. Pedro Morales vs. Tony Atlas vs. Ted Arcidi vs. Harvey Martin vs. Dan Spivey vs. Hillbilly Jim vs. King Tonga vs. The Iron Sheik vs. Ernie Holmes vs. Brian Blair vs. Jim Brunzell vs. Big John Studd vs. Bill Fralic vs. Bret Hart vs. Jim Neidhart vs. Russ Francis vs. Bruno Sammartino vs. William “Refrigerator” Perry vs. Andre the Giant – 20-Man Battle Royal

I think we can safely say this is more meat in this match than any match in wrestling history. MEAT EVERYWHERE. The most jacked of all is Arcidi though. He’s on another level. Watching Gene get bounced around like he’s on a trampoline during the entrances is hilarious. Ernie Ladd is on commentary, and this is a good time to remind you how much I love Ladd (read my Mid-South Wrestling reviews for proof of that).

This is quite an assortment of wrestling talent, especially when you consider Andre, Bruno, Sheik, Studd, Bret, Neidhart, and others are involved. Ladd is just fantastic, as his enthusiasm is incredible for Perry throwing out Atlas and then going after Studd. It takes three men to throw out Arcidi, who’s off to do some lat raises. Bruno and Bret going at it is a sight to behold. Bruno throws out Sheiky baby, then Bruno gets tossed by Studd.

Perry is clearly the crowd favorite as a Chicago Bears star, and they lose it when he gets thrown out by Studd. Fridge was a highlight of the match though. He gets some payback by pulling Studd over the top to eliminate him, so we’re down to the final four of Andre, Bret, Neidhart, and Francis. Poor Francis. He’s tossed, and Bret and Neidhart work on Andre. But like all WWF battle royals in this era, the 2-on-1 never works, and Andre boots them both to win it.

Honestly, I enjoyed this for what it was. The fans were into it, and fun was had by all. (**)

RINGSIDE: Back to New York, where Piper is with Vince and Saint James. He rants about his match.

RINGSIDE: And we’re back to Chicago, and Covert tells Gene he got cheated. Sheik also comes out for a quick taunting session.

The British Bulldogs (w/Lou Albano and Ozzy Osbourne) vs. (c) Greg Valentine and Brutus Beefcake (w/Johnny Valiant) – WWF Tag Team Titles

The Bulldogs have Ozzy in their corner, so I like their chances. On paper, this is the best match of the WrestleMania II lineup thus far. Good teamwork early on from the Bulldogs, which Gene points out right after I typed it. Gene was the best. Both teams are at the top of their game here, and they get the crowd biting on a few near falls. And then Valentine drops Dynamite with a face-first piledriver.

Chaos breaks loose, but Valentine escapes to avoid the double team move from the Bulldogs. Davey Boy hits the running powerslam (which would later become his finisher), and Valentine kicks out at two. The heels take control, and Valentine makes the mistake of stopping the count at two after he has Davey Boy beaten. And the Bulldogs quickly take advantage as Davey Boy forces the headbutt from Valentine to Dynamite and then proceeds to roll up Valentine to win the titles. A very good tag team match on a show that desperately needed it. (***1/2, Recommended)

IN THE RING: Gene with the Bulldogs, and Davey Boy reveals they’re staying in America since they won the titles. Another win for America!

RINGSIDE: Vince and Saint James throw it to Los Angeles, and what a host trio of Jesse Ventura, Lord Alfred Hayes, and Elvira. Only at WrestleMania.

Hercules Hernandez vs. Ricky Steamboat

I was a big Hercules fan despite him never really being more than a midcarder. Elvira calls Steamboat a wimp, so Steamboat proceeds to pull out some awesome reversals to gain the advantage. Hercules uses his power to take over, then works on Steamboat for a bit. A pretty nice showing from Hercules in this one.

But we all knew who the featured star is in this match, and they really play up Steamboat continually getting knocked down and finding a way to keep going. Hercules makes the mistake of coming off the top, and Steamboat uses the knees to counter. Then it’s a flying cross body from Steamboat for the victory. This was fine as both men brought it. (**)

Adrian Adonis (w/Jimmy Hart) vs. Uncle Elmer

Probably not the most appealing match, but I enjoyed Adonis’ work. Adonis sells everything like a pro, and you’ve gotta appreciate him bumping around all over the place for Elmer. It’s all Elmer for most of the match until Adonis reverses the momentum and comes off the top for the win. (*)

BACKSTAGE: Alfred with Hulk Hogan. He addresses rumors he’s hurt and reminds everyone that Hulkamania is running wild.

The Funk Brothers (w/Jimmy Hart) vs. Tito Santana and The Junkyard Dog

A nice combo here, and JYD was wildly over at this point. Terry Funk does more selling than a Fortune 500 company in the early going. He’s a national treasure. We get a criss cross because every match in this era seemingly needed a criss cross, and the Funks are in control. Elvira brings up  one of the wrestlers potentially losing their trunks, so she’s enjoying herself.

They work to the hot tag to JYD, and again, the man was OVER with this LA crowd. Terry tries to choke him with a rope, but JYD gives him an insane backdrop over the top. Terry Funk was so, so good at making everything look awesome. JYD takes a shot at Hart for good measure, and the action breaks down. The referee gets occupied with Tito, and that allows Terry the opportunity to clock JYD with the megaphone to steal the victory. Another enjoyable tag match. (***, Recommended)

VIDEO: We recap the events leading to the Hogan vs. King Kong Bundy main event. Gene talks to a doctor, who suggests Hogan not wrestle due to his back injury. Hogan says he’s not calling in and sells the back issue while doing deadlifts. Then the Hulkster calls for the HEAVY CHINS. That’s a chin-up with 100 pounds attached to his neck. This is an 80s WWF vignette if I’ve ever seen one. Incredible.

BACKSTAGE: Jesse with Bundy and Bobby Heenan. They hype up the beginning of Bundymania.

RINGSIDE: We’re back to New York, where Vince and Saint James discuss the match. For once, Saint James and I agree on something, as she doesn’t like the sound of Bundymania.

King Kong Bundy (w/Bobby Heenan) vs. (c) Hulk Hogan – Steel Cage Match for the WWF Title

Tommy Lasorda is the guest ring announcer, and he introduces Ricky Schroder and Robert Conrad. Lasorda was awesome. What was also awesome is the big blue cage. Easily the best cage in WWF history. Elvira says she hasn’t seen this much exposed flesh since she was in Las Vegas, so that’s another trivia note for you.

Hogan comes out with some added aggression to play up being pissed off at the attack from Bundy and company. But Bundy uses his brute strength to take over, and that’s when he starts going at the back and ribs. Bundy chokes out Hogan with the wrap around his back, then Hogan thwarts Bundy’s escape attempt. And now Bundy is busted open after Hogan throws him face-first into the cage.

Elvira is begging for the match to be stopped, so they’ve at least sold her on the brutality of the cage stipulation. Hogan goes for the bodyslam on Bundy, but the ribs give way and Bundy squashes him. And in typical babyface fashion, Hogan prevents the escape by choking Bundy with the athletic wrap.

From there, Bundy regroups and splashes Hogan before trying the escape again. Hogan saves, Bundy does the avalanche, and it’s hulk up time as the bodyslam and legdrop gets the job done to allow Hogan to climb out of the cage. After the match, Hogan destroys Heenan to get some payback. I know some people hate this match, but they kept it simple and it felt like a WrestleMania main event given Hogan’s stardom and Bundy’s monster heel tendencies. By no means a classic but it was short and sweet. (**1/2)

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BLAKE’S TAKE ON WRESTLEMANIA II

Recommended Matches: The British Bulldogs vs. Greg Valentine and Brutus Beefcake (***1/2), The Funk Brothers vs. Tito Santana and The Junkyard Dog (***)

Overall Rating: 4.0/10

Thoughts: This show was an absolute chore up until the Chicago main event for the tag titles. New York fans got a terrible draw, while the LA portion was the best of the bunch due to the Funks vs. Tito/JYD and the main event. The guest commentary was understandable from a marketing standpoint, and Elvira was easily the most entertaining of the trio. That’s not to say it was good, though. This is undoubtedly one of the worst WrestleManias ever, but there’s fine nostalgia here for those interested in that. Just don’t expect a quality wrestling card that matches what WrestleMania would eventually become.

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In this Mid-South Wrestling 1/30/82 review, Paul Orndorff wants to be a referee, Mr. Olympia defends the Mississippi Heavyweight title against Ed Wiskowski, and much more.

Let’s jump in.

• Show: Mid-South Wrestling
• Date: January 30, 1982

RINGSIDE: Boyd Pierce and Cowboy Bill Watts are back. Watts makes fun of Boyd’s bright gold suit. It sure is gold.

Tom Renesto vs. Dick Murdoch 

Murdoch only recently made his way to Mid-South, and he’s coming off of the tag team win with Ted DiBiase on last week’s episode (REVIEW). They take the action to the ground as Murdoch pops him in the face. It’s all Murdoch from there, and he hits the brainbuster for the easy win. (SQUASH)

RINGSIDE: Watts recaps Skandor Akbar’s passionate speech on The Iron Sheik being recalled to Iran. Then it’s Reeser Bowden with Akbar, who runs down all the babyfaces and blames them for Sheik’s exit. Akbar hypes the conspiracy and he’s not happy.

The Samoans (w/Ernie Ladd) vs. Frank Monte and Terry Daniels

Regular readers know I’m a Monte fan based on what I’ve seen of his work in Mid-South. Afa and Sika just start beating the shit out of these guys and they use teamwork to score the quick victory. A Samoan squash, folks. (SQUASH)

Carlos Zapata vs. Brian Blair

For those that only know Blair’s work from the WWF, his Mid-South stuff is a good refresher on his technical prowess in the ring. Our friend Carlos did get a variety of offense in, so congrats to him on that. Watts plays up Blair being foolish in the early going, and he makes his comeback and goes to the guillotine pin for the win. (*)

Paul Orndorff and Bob Orton Jr. vs. The Junkyard Dog and Mike George

We’ve got a BROUHAHA on our hands before the bell even rings. It’s the jump start like this that seems like a small thing, but it makes a big difference in terms of believability. There’s a history between these four, and they don’t like each other. Why would they abide by the rules rather than going at it as soon as they’re all in the ring? Good stuff.

As always, the crowd loves them some JYD. A competitive match as expected, with George firing away on the heels. JYD gets the hot tag and it’s DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER time for Orndorff and Orton. However, they regroup and throw George and JYD into each other and double team both men.

They take out George, but Orton accidentally hits Orndorff with an elbow off the top. That allows JYD to reverse momentum and score the pin for the victory. (**)

Ed Wiskowski vs. Mr. Olympia – Mississippi Heavyweight Title

Olympia won the title from Orton on the previous episode, and now, the Polish Prince gets his opportunity. Wiskowski just clubs Olympia for a bit, and Olympia goes for a desperation pin attempt for two. A nice exchange with Wiskowski using his power, only to Olympia counter it into another near fall.

Wiskowski locks in the Boston Crab, but Olympia uses his leg strength to get out of it. Olympia goes to the sleeper and the Polish Prince is done for. After the match, Olympia knocks him in the neck for seemingly no reason at all. (*1/2)

RINGSIDE: Watts throws it to highlights of the recent DiBiase vs. Orndroff match, which had some shenanigans with Bob Roop that led to Orndorff regaining the North American title….until the referee reverses the finish and gives the belt back to DiBiase.

IN THE RING: Orndorff comes out before a scheduled match between Roop and DiBiase and pleads his case against the biased referees in Mid-South. He reveals he’s been licensed to be the referee for this match. Hilarious. Old school heel tactics are the best. Referee Alfred Neely leaves to confirm this claim, and DiBiase isn’t buying it.  DiBiase goes to leave, and Orndorff and Roop attack him. Here comes Murdoch in to make the save, and they eventually fight off the heels.

Bill Ash vs. Rick Ferrara

Watts lets us know Orndroff’s whole deal was a sham, to absolutely no one’s surprise. Ash and Ferrara work each other over, and Watts also announces a tag title match for next week with JYD and George against The Samoans. The bell rings and it’s a draw for Ash and Ferrara as the show goes off the air.

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BLAKE’S TAKE ON MID-SOUTH WRESTLING 1/30/82

Overall Rating: 6.0/10

Thoughts: The Orndorff stuff was classic heel work in wrestling, and that was probably the most notable thing on this episode. Orndorff and Orton vs. JYD and George was also fun.

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We’re inching closer and closer towards the biggest event of the year in Starrcade 1988, and big things are happening as we head into the Clash of the Champions IV review.

The biggest of which was Ted Turner buying Jim Crockett Promotions in mid-October. The company was spiraling downward and needed major help, so Billionaire Ted stepped in to save the day.

But before we get to Starrcade, we’ve got another installment of the legendary Clash of the Champions.

Let’s jump right into Blake’s Clash of the Champions IV review.

• Date: December 7, 1988
• Location: UTC Arena in Chattanooga, TN

Eddie Gilbert and Ron Simmons vs. The Fantastics – US Tag Team Title Tournament Finals

The last time around, you’ll remember that Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard were your World Tag Team champions. Well, they bolted for the WWF after losing those titles to the Midnight Express, who held the US Tag Titles at the same time. Naturally they dropped the US titles for the World titles (which they’ve lost to the Road Warriors by this point), and thus here we are with a tournament final to determine the new champs. DAMN.

Showcase of power early from Simmons. We also make sure to get the shot in of Jason Hervey from The Wonder Years in the crowd. The same Jason Hervey that judged the Ric Flair/Sting main event at Clash of the Champions I. Hot crowd for Gilbert’s offense since he’s a Tennessee native.

Simmons and Gilbert continue to work on Fulton for a bit until Fulton goes with the small package for a two count. Rogers up top but misses the elbow, which allows Simmons to hit the shoulder block. Gilbert works over Rogers until we get the hot tag to Fulton. We then go to the over the ring camera view, which is, um, unique.

Fantastics gain some momentum after Fulton dodges the shoulder block and makes the tag back to Rogers. More good back and forth as they are really treating this like a huge deal. Momentum goes from one side to the other, and there’s been several near falls on Simmons. The story continues that Simmons is simply too powerful and he shows it. Gilbert eventually back in to strut and kick ass as usual.

Simmons misses another shoulder block, but Fulton tries to come back with a body press only for Simmons to catch and slam him. Now Rogers is trying to work over Gilbert’s arm and sends him into the steel railing outside the ring. THESE FOUR DUDES ARE GOING TO WORK. Not sure why we are reminded of the time limit when it’s a tournament final and Jim Ross tells us there must be a winner. Dusty finish in a tournament final would be next-level stupidity.

The work continues on Gilbert’s injured arm. Announced as five minutes remaining in the time limit. Fans gotta be getting nervous. And Gilbert is struggling to get the tag to Simmons. Finally the hotshot on Fulton allows Gilbert to……stay in the match and not go make the tag. This of course costs Gilbert immediately as Fulton steals the pin with a rollup at 27:04 to win the titles.

Incredible psychology in this one. You had the Fantastics sort of playing the heel role at times (and getting a lot of boos afterwards), as Gilbert wouldn’t back down. Ultimately, Gilbert’s fight would cost he and Simmons the match since he refused to tag out. There’s some slow spots when the arm gets torn to pieces, but given the story of the match, it doesn’t hurt it too much. Just an excellent tag team match.

• Rating: ***3/4

ANNOUNCE BOOTH: Tony Schiavone with Lex Luger as his special guest. Luger babbles.

Italian Stallion vs. Dr. Death Steve Williams (w/Kevin Sullivan)

Williams is your newest Varsity Club member after turning heel. Mike Rotundo on the mic with JR before the match, and he’s pretty good. Hot start for the Italian Stallion. And he stays hot and actually appears to pose a threat to Sullivan’s new man.

After a surprising amount of back and forth (and more offense than you’d ever expect from Italian Stallion), Sullivan gets involved while Teddy Long has his back turned. This is a squash match that has gone way too long even at five minutes. HOLY HELL THE RING ANNOUNCER SAYS 10 MINUTES HAVE EXPIRED. Surely this match is almost over. Surely.

Bob Caudle says this has been a quick paced match at the 11-minute mark, and I’m not sure what match Caudle has been watching but it clearly isn’t this one. Nothing but Williams using rest holds now. Slam the fucker and pin him for three. No way. We can’t have that. So, Williams decides to be goofy and go up top and miss a splash onto Stallion. Now we’ve got Stallion hulking up and making Williams look like a moron.

FINALLY we get the Oklahoma Slam for the pin at 15:17. This went 15 minutes. THIS. Horrendous booking on every level.

• Rating: 1/2*

ANNOUNCE POSITION: Magnum TA welcomes the Junkyard Dog back to the NWA. Gotta love JYD. Gotta love Magnum too. Magnum hypes his return and match with Ivan Koloff against the Russian Assassins at Starrcade.

Ivan Koloff vs. Paul Jones

It’s billed as a handicap match since Koloff will have one hand tied behind his back. I can’t see this being an all-time classic. Like the match before, this drags on way too long.

Jones finally uses a foreign object to try to gain some sort of control. Then Koloff gets his hands on it and hammers Jones with it for the pin at 8:21. Well that one was too long. Go figure.

After the match the Assassins come out to attack Koloff. FANS ARE THROWING TRASH IN THE RING. Surely people in Chattanooga were not this upset about Ivan Koloff of all people getting his ass kicked. JYD makes the save to set us up for Starrcade.

• Rating: DUD

Animal vs. Dusty Rhodes

Since both men were part of the six-man tag champions, the winner gets all three belts. That makes sense. This was all brought about after Dusty was betrayed by his best buds. Dusty also wearing the eye patch, which was a product of Animal jamming the spike into his eye. Of course, that led to Dusty’s firing after Starrcade. But we’ll get there.

Hot start for the Dream but he misses a big elbow and lets Animal find some steam. That doesn’t last as Dusty rolls outside and wraps Animal’s leg around the ring post. Dusty for some reason knocks Tommy Young out of the ring and that allows Ellering to make an appearance.

Animal goes after the eyeball and Dusty then goes after his eyeball. Here comes Hawk to join in on the melee.

More trash being thrown around now. But it stops when STING hits the ring. He throws down with Hawk while Dusty breaks a chair over Animal. All hell has broken loose. Meanwhile Dusty gets DQ’d during this mess at 2:45, which gives Animal the six-man titles.

This was good storyline advancement but certainly wasn’t much of anything match-wise.

• Rating: 1/2*

Midnight Express (w/Jim Cornette) vs. Ric Flair and Barry Windham (w/JJ Dillon)

Now this is a main event. Eaton absolutely slaps the taste out of Flair’s match in the early going and then styles and profiles a bit. People still throwing garbage. College kids I’m sure.

Eaton continues the whoopin and Lane comes in to get him some. Kick to Flair’s head as he makes the tag to Windham. Dropkick forces Windham to retreat. Windham tries to find offense up top but he misses and Lane’s dropkick show is back. Great psychology here from Flair and Windham as they seem flabbergasted by Eaton and Lane controlling the match.

We have Eaton back in and he’s bodyslamming everyone in sight. Double clothesline gets the crowd even more rowdy, leaving the Horsemen to regroup on the outside. Lane puts the Figure Four on Flair, and then Eaton follows suit with a Figure Four on Windham. Madness. JR continues to push the new attitudes of the Midnight Express and Cornette.

Flair looking like the world champ but Eaton once again gets the advantage. Then we get a cut-in of PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY namedropping Ted Turner and saying that no one wants he and the Original Midnight Express to invade the Clash. Magnificent work as usual.

The continued decimation of Flair and Windham is a sight to see. Eaton with a roll-up but Flair gets the shoulder up at two. Windham gives Eaton a nice shot that sends him over the top to the outside. Flair back in dropping knees. Crowd really rallying behind Lane and Eaton. Windham drops Eaton on the security rail and STAN LANE WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT. But Flair and Windham with more great teamwork, and Windham hits a massive lariat to Eaton for a near fall.

Sleeper hold is here as Windham locks it in on Eaton. But Flair gets in and Eaton tries to fight back. Chops and punches aplenty by both men. Flair tags Windham and HOT HOT tag to Lane by Eaton. Lane starts taking names and then tags Eaton back in. Leg drop off the top from Eaton! Now we got Cornette and Dillon in a brouhaha on the outside. CHAOS.

However, Flair hits Eaton in the head with Dillon’s shoe and Windham crawls over to score the win at 17:41. That’s why he’s the dirtiest player in the game. I absolutely loved this match. You had four dudes that could really go at this point in time, and this was fantastic from start to finish. Just outstanding.

• Rating: ****1/4

ANNOUNCE POSITION: Cornette is pissed and he wants a rematch. This was damn good promo work, which should surprise no one.

Blake’s Clash of the Champions IV Awards

• Best Match: Midnight Express vs. Ric Flair and Barry Windham
• Clash of the Champions IV MVP: Ric Flair
• Overall Clash of the Champions IV Rating: 6.0/10
• Thoughts: Man did I love the main event. You also have a great opener with two hard-working teams going at it for nearly 30 minutes. Of course, there was a lot of trash in between those two matches. But the build towards Starrcade was fine, and again, a must-see main event helps this show tremendously.

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In this WWF Superstars 2/12/94 review, Randy Savage squares off with Rick Martel, Owen Hart has some choice words for Bret Hart, and much more.

Let’s jump in.

• Show: WWF Superstars
• Date: February 12, 1994

RINGSIDE: Vince McMahon and Stan Lane hype the action.

Crush (w/Mr. Fuji) vs. Jay Stryker

Is it gonna be Jay Striker against Randy Savage at WrestleMania X instead? Let’s see! Turns out, it won’t be, as Striker hits a flurry of offense early and then gets his ass beat by Crush. It’s Crush locking in the vice grip on Striker’s head for the win.

CONTROL ROOM: WWF Update with Gorilla Monsoon, brought to you by the WWF DENIM JACKET. I clearly missed out on those. Gorilla is fantastic here playing up the story behind Bret Hart vs. Owen Hart at WrestleMania X. He rails on Owen’s selfishness and highlights Bret’s title accomplishments, including winning the WWF title in Saskatoon. This is a great video package to promote Bret.

VIDEO: Owen responds to Bret’s accomplishments and ponders what it’ll mean for him when he beats Bret at WrestleMania.

Bam Bam Bigelow (w/Luna Vachon) vs. Brad Anderson

Vince hypes some big WrestleMania announcements coming up, then we get an inset promo from Bam Bam and Luna discussing their plans for Valentine’s Day. What’s not to love? Bam Bam squashes Anderson with the Bam Bam Sault for the victory.

RINGSIDE: After the match, Bam Bam shows Luna his finisher on the video screen, which he renames the Luna Sault. True love.

VIDEO: Jim Ross replays an interview with Bret. He opens up on the emotions of facing Owen at WrestleMania and having to balance that with facing either Lex Luger or Yokozuna after that.

VIDEO: Hype for Owen vs. Marty Jannetty on next week’s Superstars.

The Bushwhackers vs. Reno Riggins and Barry Horowitz

Something tells me the whole licking audience members gimmick would not work in the modern era. We saw the jobber team of Riggins and Horowitz get beaten on Monday Night Raw, and that happens again this one. Luke and Butch hit the Battering Ram for the win.

VIDEO: A vignette for Alundra Blayze, where she rides motorcycles and does squats. Vince has to love it.

Jason Voltaire vs. Ludvig Borga

I don’t like Voltaire’s chances in this match. Honestly, I don’t remember much from Borga’s run in the WWF. He met Vince’s desire for a big power dude, but other than that, that extra something wasn’t there. Borga showcases his strength and racks Voltaire for the victory.

VIDEO: Replay of Randy Savage attacking Crush on WWF Mania.

VIDEO: WrestleMania X report with Todd Pettengill. He announces a new match for the show, and it’s Razor Ramon vs. Shawn Michaels in a Ladder Match for the Intercontinental title. We get promos from Shawn and Razor hyping the match. Then Pettengill announces Men on a Mission vs. The Quebecers for the Tag Team titles, and Alundra Blayze vs. Debbie Combs for the Women’s title.

VIDEO: Promotion for WWF RAGE IN THE CAGE on Sega. Loved all those games.

Rick Martel vs. Randy Savage

Vince is THRILLED at Little Richard being announced for WrestleMania X. This feels like a match straight out of 1988, but I’m all for it. Martel’s showmanship was awesome, and he really plays it up in this match. It’s all about Savage taking the fight to Martel, but Martel continuing to retreat.

Martel eventually gains the advantage and works over Savage, with some nice back and forth as Savage gets a near fall. Vince’s commentary is so over the top that it’s hilarious. Savage hits the flying elbow to earn the win. This was a fun match. (Recommended)

VIDEO: JR replays an interview with The Quebecers and Johnny Polo. They laugh about facing Mo and Mabel at WrestleMania.

VIDEO: Paul Bearer hypes the return of The Funeral Parlor next week, with Yokozuna as the special guest.

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BLAKE’S TAKE ON WWF SUPERSTARS 2/12/94

Recommended Matches: Rick Martel vs. Randy Savage

Overall Rating: 6.0/10

Thoughts: A pretty enjoyable edition of Superstars. The Martel/Savage match was good stuff, and I love all the vignettes to get fans invested in storylines. As usual, the Bret and Owen storyline continues to be awesome.

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In this WWF Raw 1/6/97 review, Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart still don’t like each other, and Sid still doesn’t like Jose Lothario or his son.

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• Vader hypes up his match with Bret Hart, then it’s Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler hyping up the debut of Shotgun Saturday Night, which featured THE FLYING NUNS and a risqué Terri Runnels. What a show that was.

Owen Hart (w/Clarence Mason) vs. Mankind (w/Paul Bearer)

Vince is salivating over the possibility of Shawn Michaels appearing during the Bret/Vader match. He also teases dissension between Owen and the British Bulldog. Mankind in control in the early going, but then this breaks into a “toughman contest” (I assume this means no holds barred) with Owen hitting Mankind with the Slammy and title belt. Naturally, Lawler makes a Mexican joke about Jose Lothario, because that’s what Lawler does. Owen controls it for a bit, but Mankind hits him with a drink tray before we get a Full Metal: The Album commercial. Great CD! Mankind wins it with a piledriver in a short but sweet match. Blake’s Rating: **1/2

• Speaking of Michaels and Jose, they’re backstage with Jose’s son. They play up the beating Sid gave Jose, with the son being the ultimate babyface. Michaels then taunts Sid as Vinnie Mac is drooling.
• Honky Tonk Man joins commentary, and I completely forgot Honky was with the company at this point. Apparently he’s scouting a protege.

Fake Razor Ramon and Fake Diesel vs. Furnas and Lafon

My goodness was this Fake Razor and Diesel thing such a debacle. It’s also interesting to think how pivoting away from that type of ridiculousness would change the course of WWF history. Honky sounds like a doofus trying to convince folks that Fake Razor could be a great choice for him. My guess is the real one would be better, Honky. Vince hyping Fake Razor and Diesel as legit Royal Rumble competitors is hilarious. This match is way longer than it has any reason to be, as it’s mostly just Fake Razor and Diesel doing power moves and rest holds. Hot tag to Lafon gives his team the momentum, then a double team on Fake Razor allows Furnas and Lafon to notch the win. Yeah, this was long. Blake’s Rating: *1/2

• We get a replay of Hunter Hearst Helmsley going after Marlena before getting the upper hand on Goldust. Vince announces it’ll be HHH and Lawler against Marc Mero and Goldust. And then it’s another replay of Marlena showing her boobies on Shotgun Saturday Night.
• Bret is backstage and he taunts Michaels and Vader before he walks off as Sid’s music hits.
• Sid in the ring with Jim Ross. Man does Sid look like a superstar. Ross questions Sid, and this was when his music went on and off in the background. It’s interesting. He says he was born THE MAN, and Michaels can’t be THE MAN. What about Becky Lynch? Michaels and Lothario make their way out, and Vince creams himself watching Michaels dance on the announce table. Sid apologizes for what he’s gonna do to Michaels, then leaves.

Bret Hart vs. Vader

Shawn just runs down Bret on commentary. Vince hypes the attitude in the WWF, and we get footage of The Undertaker hitting the Tombstone on Jim Cornette on Superstars. Vince then says “of course, that was the best play-by-play guy in the business, Jim Ross, giving commentary” in the most smug way possible. Bret methodically works on Vader, but Vader goes the power route to gain the advantage. STONE COLD is backstage watching the match, as we get highlights of Ahmed Johnson hitting the Pearl River Plunge on a car on Shotgun Saturday Night. Bring that show back, man. Vader tries to finish off Bret, but Bret gains control with Steve Austin still watching. It’s also interesting to think about how much the crowd’s reactions would change throughout the year. These folks are sitting on their hands. Sid is back and he grabs the camera man to take him to the back, and Austin comes out to attack Bret. Vader brings Bret back in the ring and hits the splash for the win. Blake’s Rating: **1/2

• Backstage, Sid is kicking Pete Lothario’s ass. Sid hits the power bomb on poor Pete on a table. Michaels is backstage with Kwang, Aldo Montoya, and more checking on Pete.

Blake’s Take on WWF Raw 1/6/97

• Best Match: Owen Hart vs. Mankind (**1/2)
• Show MVP: Sid
• Overall Rating: 6.0/10
• Thoughts: Pretty storyline-driven edition of Raw, as was the norm for this era. But the Owen/Mankind and Bret/Vader pairings were enjoyable, and Sid was great in his role as the monster heel.

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In this WWF No Way Out Of Texas review, DX needs a replacement partner in the main event, Kane squares off with Vader, and much more.

Let’s jump in!

Date: February 15, 1998

Location: Compaq Center in Houston, TX

VIDEO: We get a video package hyping the eight-man tag main event.

RINGSIDE: JR and Lawler welcome us and discuss DX having to replace Shawn Michaels in the main event tag match. JR also tells us that the match will be unsanctioned.

Marc Mero and Goldust (w/Sable and Luna Vachon) vs. The Headbangers

Goldust is sporting long black hair and is clearly going for the Marilyn Manson look. Marilyn Manson was OVER folks. Mero grabs the mic before the match and wants the people to stop cheering Sable. He then says there’s only room for one beautiful lady in the ring and tells Sable to get the hell out. The crowd hated this but Mero was great here. Sable heads to the back and the men in the audience have made Mero public enemy No. 1. Mero throws body shots to Mosh to get things started and then delivers a a few elbows. Mero goes for another elbow but Mosh counters and eventually clotheslines Mero over the top.

Mosh tags in Thrasher who hits a clothesline off the top rope. Mero pokes Thrasher in the eye and then tags in Goldust, who gets a drop toe hold from Thrasher. More offense from Thrasher and Mosh gets tagged in and hits the double axe handle off the top. More double teaming from Mosh and Thrasher. Mosh comes off the top and goes for a pin on Goldust but Mero breaks it up. Thrasher and Goldust fight on the outside while the ref is preoccupied with Mero.

Dropkick from Mosh on Goldust and Thrasher gets the tag.  He goes to work but Mero makes a bling tag and gains the advantage on Thrasher. Mero drops an elbow and gets a two count. More Sable chants and Mero isn’t happy. Thrasher goes for a running move off the ropes but Goldust hopes the rope down to send him to the outside. Luna then kicks the metal out of Thrasher before Goldust throws him on the ring steps (they’re back!). Mero goes out and throws Thrasher face-first on the steps and he’s BLEEDING PROFUSELY. That’s not ideal.

Goldust and Mero keep working on him as the crowd tells Mero that he sucks. Mero knocks down Thrasher again and tags Goldust who goes for a couple pin attempts in a row. Thrasher somehow gets a near fall on Goldust and Mero is back in. Mero tells the ref to check on Thrasher, and Mero unwraps his hand and uses the tape to choke Thrasher as the ref goes over to hold Mosh back from coming in the ring. Knee to the stomach from Mero and then he hits a powerbomb on Thrasher. I can confirm that it looked better than Nash’s powerbomb on Giant.

Mero goes for the TKO and Thrasher counters into the DDT. Mero gets to the corner and tags Goldust and then we get the hot tag to Mosh. Flapjack on Goldust for a two. The ref gets caught up with Mero as Thrasher goes up top, which allows Luna to pull Thrasher’s foot and rack him. HERE COMES SABLE. Mero hits the TKO on Mosh as Sable bounces her way down the aisle. Mero rolls out to hold back Sable while Goldust holds back Luna. Mosh and Thrasher switch in the ring while all this is going on, and Mero gets back in and gets rolled up by Thrasher for the pin at 13:27. Sable yells at Luna after and they try to go at each other but get held back by officials. Sable and Mero then yell at each other and she SHOVES HIS ASS TO THE MAT. As was the case in this era, the match wasn’t a technical masterpiece, but the angle was hot and so was Sable. ZING.

• Rating: **

BACKSTAGE: Michael Cole with Owen Hart. Cole asks Owen how he’s gonna be able to team with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Owen says they better stay out of each other’s way. Then he tells HHH that he’s gonna bust his legs.

(c) Taka Michinoku vs. Pantera – WWF Light Heavyweight Title

Sunny is the special guest ring announcer since the WWF wanted to make sure the horny males stayed erect. I tried to come up with a penis joke but instead just kept it simple. Before the match, we get recap of Brian Christopher giving Pantera a foreign object on RAW which allowed him to pin Taka in a tag match. And then Sunny gives Taka kiss before the match. Brian Christopher figures he might as well come down to the ring too since Sunny is giving out kisses. Actually nevermind, he’s headed to join JR and Lawler. Taka with some early chops but Pantera slings him outside. Pantera then hits a plancha onto Taka as JR suggests that Lawler and Christopher could be father and son. Christopher’s exaggerated responses are pretty awesome.

Back in the ring and Taka and Pantera go back and forth. Taka throws Pantera outside and then jumps on the top rope for a spectacular springboard onto him. Taka runs down the aisle and hits a flying elbow. Taka goes to work in the ring and hits a nice dropkick to the face. Meanwhile, JR is running down Japanese people. There’s a shocker. Pantera tries to get some offense but Taka hits him. But Pantera reverses and hits a hurricanrana off the top onto Taka who is on the apron. That was a fucking spot right there. Tope from Pantera drives Taka into the railing. Christopher adds his own touch of racism by describing Taka’s eyes. My goodness.

Pantera hits a backbreaker on Taka and then locks in the modified camel clutch. Hiplock takeover by Pantera and then he kicks Taka in the spine. Pantera with several impressive submission moves as he keeps working on the back. Taka hits a few punches before Pantera back drops him over the top. Ridiculous tope con hilo from Pantera onto Taka on the floor. Pantera with the elbow drop on Taka’s back. Another submission inside that turns into a pin but Taka kicks out at two. And Pantera hits another backbreaker. Christopher has now added Mexican jokes to his repertoire. Lucky us.

Pantera with the Irish whip and add another backbreaker to his tally. But Taka slaps him silly and both men go up top before Pantera hits hurricanrana. Hard slam from Pantera and then he hits a moonsault for a near fall. Another moonsault attempt but Taka moves and then jumps off the top for a flying knee to back of the neck. Taka goes for the Michinoku Driver but Pantera reverses it into a pin for two. Cradle pin from Pantera for two again. Taka counters and hits a powebomb for two. Taka with a missile dropkick off the top and then he hits the Michinoku Driver to retain at 10:19. Sunny is happy as Christopher loses it and says he’s gonna kick Taka’s ass. Lawler goes to restrain him and Taka jumps off the top and hits both of them with the flying cross body. They get up to retaliate and Taka leaves through the crowd. Fun match here even if the crowd was zoned in on Sunny.

• Rating: ***

BACKSTAGE: Kevin Kelly with Cactus Jack and Chainsaw Charlie in the WWF AOL ROOM. America Online was the real MVP of the Attitude Era. Kelly asks them who they think DX will pick to replace Michaels. Cactus basically says he doesn’t give a flying fuck and just wants to destroy the New Age Outlaws. Charlie echoes that before Kelly reminds us that the AOL keyword is WWF.

The Quebecers vs. The Godwinns

Both of these teams are heels, so this should go well. Before the match we get a recap of the Godwinns using their slop bucket on Pierre on Shotgun Saturday Night. Jacques Rougeau in the ring and Raymond Rougeau on the Canadian announce desk here and a reminder that they’re All-American boys. Jacques and Phineas tie up which leads to Jacques hitting a big dropkick. Phineas tags in Henry who shoulder blocks Jacques. Tag to Pierre and he goes on the attack. Henry gets the upper hand and locks on the armbar as JR keeps hyping up the mystery man in the main event. Surely it won’t be a letdown. Surely.

Drop toe hold from Pierre and he tags Jacques back in. Henry hits the double clothesline and Phineas comes back in and hits the Fujiwara armbar takedown. Another tag and Henry hits the shoulder breaker. Phineas tags in and he gets a spine buster on Jacques and gets a two. Tag No. 38 but Jacques kicks Henry in the head. Tag No. 39 brings Phineas back in and Henry gets some shots in on Jacques in the corner before Phineas gets a near fall.

Sunset flip from Jacques gets a two count. Yet another tag and Henry gets a two on Jacques. Headlock from Henry but Jacques counters into a reverse jawbreaker. Jacques goes for a piledriver but Henry back drops him and makes another tag. Phineas with a headbutt to Jacques’ scrotal region and then he stays on the attack with a flurry of punches. And then, much to everyone’s surprise, there’s another tag. If you watched this show in 1998 and took a drink every time the Godwinns made a tag, you probably stopped feeling hungover around Summerslam 2002.

Jacques hits a reverse flying elbow and then makes the tag to Pierre. Clothesline from Pierre and he drops the blow. Pierre hits a power slam and goes for the pin but Henry breaks it up. Double team from the Quebecers as they flip Phineas off the rope. Jacques hits the piledriver and tags Pierre, who leaps off the top and gets another two. Can we get Sunny back out here? Because the crowd is no longer erect and is instead sitting on their hands.

Jacques flies off the top onto Henry on the outside. The ref gets Jacques back to his corner and Phineas throws Pierre at Henry who hits a big clothesline. Phineas then gets the pin at 11:15.  The Godwinns attack with the slop buckets after the match. The crowd had zero fucks to give in this one.

• Rating: 1/2*

BACKSTAGE: Doc Hendrix with the New Age Outlaws. He wants them to reveal the mystery guy. Road Dogg doesn’t even know who their partner is and complains about not being involved in the decision making process. Billy says they’re gonna go find out who it is.

VIDEO: We get a WWF Attitude package of superstars basically saying this shit is real and it hurts.

(c) Jeff Jarrett (w/Jim Cornette, Barry Windham, and the Rock ’n’ Roll Express) vs. Bradshaw – NWA North American Title

The ref tells Windham and the Rock ’n’ Roll Express to hit the bricks before the match. Bradshaw with hard rights on Jarrett outside the ring and then he throws him in and beats the hell out of him with his leather chaps. Bradshaw with the boot to the face on Jarrett and then hip tosses him. Chops from Bradshaw and then he kicks Jarrett in the  back. Jarrett tries to get some offense but Bradshaw hits another big boot and clotheslines Jarrett over the top. Jarrett and Cornette hug on the outside but it’s DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER TIME.

Bradshaw grabs Cornette but Jarrett attacks from behind. Back in the ring as Jarrett gains the advantage with a dropkick and lariat. Jarrett hits the dropkick off the top and gets a two count. Jarrett chokes out Bradshaw on the ropes with his knee and then grabs the ref’s attention so Cornette can continue the choke. More shenanigans from Cornette allows Jarrett to get another two. The ‘Jarrett sucks’ chants begin and Bradshaw gets an inside cradle for a near fall. Jarrett tries a sunset flip but Bradshaw pops him in the mouth.

Jarrett puts Bradshaw’s head over the middle rope and goes for a flying knee but Bradshaw moves out of the way. The ref is distracted and Cornette uses the racket on Bradshaw’s injured knee. Jarrett works on the knee and then Bradshaw tries to get a lariat but misses. Jarrett goes up top but gets racked on the turnbuckle. Bradshaw tries for superplex but Jarrett throws him down to the mat. Jarrett with a flying cross body but Bradshaw catches him and turns it into a fallaway slam.

Bradshaw with a powerbomb which causes Cornette to get on the apron. Bradshaw flings him into the ring and then Irish whips him into Jarrett. The ref checks on Cornette and Jarrett wallops Bradshaw with the tennis racket to cause the DQ at 8:33. Jarrett goes to hit the ref with the racket but Bradshaw steals it and hits him in the back. Rock ’n’ Roll Express hit the ring and also get popped with the racket. Bradshaw bodyslams Cornette and goes for a running clothesline but Windham sneaks down and grabs his foot as the whole NWA group destroys Bradshaw. That brings the Legion of Doom in to clean house. As usual, the angle was hotter than the match.

• Rating: **

BACKSTAGE: Cole with HHH and Chyna. Cole wants to know about the mystery partner. HHH says that literally wrestlers all over the planet have called about being Michaels’ replacement. HHH says since no one can replace what Michaels can do, it’s gonna be a handicap match. Cole explains that WWF officials will appoint one to their team unless they find a partner. HHH doesn’t care and says they can add who they want.

BACKSTAGE: Doc with the Nation of Domination. Doc plays up the dissension in the group and says it’s best to add the leader what’s going on. Farooq goes to speak but The Rock grabs the mic. Farooq grabs it back and says he’s gonna whoop Rock’s ass. Farooq talks and Rock is just rolling his eyes and flexing the entire time. We see a video of Rock whacking Shamrock with a chair to save Farooq. Rock continues to roll his eyes and smirk as Farooq keeps talking. This was close to peak asshole Rock here, and it was glorious.

The Nation of Domination vs. Ken Shamrock, Ahmed Johnson, and The Disciples of Apocalypse – War of Attrition Match

I have no idea what a War of Attrition match is, but apparently it’s an elimination match. Skull and D’Lo start the match.  Spinning heel kick from D’Lo but Skull takes control and tags in Shamrock. D’Lo with a rake to the eyes but Shamrock ducks a clothesline and hits a spinning reverse elbow. Arm drag takeover from Shamrock before D’Lo tags in Kama. HERE COMES CHAINZ aka the man who should’ve been main eventing WrestleMania (read the Rumble review if you’re lost). Chainz with the big boot and then a bodyslam and a triple elbow drop. Henry gets the tag and he wants Ahmed. So Chainz tags Ahmed.

Dueling punches and the crowd is losing their shit over these two going at it. Henry gets in some offense and then Ahmed slams him. D’Lo back in and he attacks Ahmed from behind. Chainz tries to get in but the ref holds him back. D’Lo goes for a suplex but Ahmed picks up him and drives him face-first into the mat. Ahmed laying over halfway across the ring and somehow D’Lo still hits the frog splash. Holy shit that was something there.

Farooq in now and he gets some offense going. But Ahmed hits a spine buster and goes for the Pearl River Plunge before Rock stops it. Ahmed manages to tag 8-Ball who powerslams Farooq for a two count. Shamrock in and he hits a big flying kick to Farooq’s face. Farooq stumbles over and tags Rock, who hits a DDT on Shamrock for a two. Rock with corner kicks and punches to Shamrock’s face. Teamwork from the Nation and Kama is in to do work on Shamrock.

Kama goes for a clothesline in the corner but Shamrock ducks and tags Skull. By the way, telling the difference between Skull and 8-Ball is impossible, so let’s just hope JR knows which is which. Double team from those two on Kama. And now Skull and 8-Ball switch several times. Your guess is as good as mine as to which one is in the ring. They tag again and one of them gets kicked by Kama. D’Lo tagged in and he gains the advantage on……let’s say Skull. That’s gotta be Skull. Frog splash from D’Lo gets another near fall. Rock gets the tag and goes to work.

Rock with the People’s Elbow before it was called the People’s Elbow. Rock tags Farooq but he gets knocked down by Skull. Rock back in but he gets clotheslined. The ref gets distracted and Rock and D’Lo do a low blow combination on Skull. Henry with a shoulder block, and Kama is back to kick ass in the corner. Kama with a reverse chin lock and JR and Lawler are now trying to decide if it’s 8-Ball or Chainz in the ring. They’re confused as fuck.

The double teaming continues from the Nation before D’Lo hits a backbreaker and then misses a moonsault off the top. Skull with the hot tag to Shamrock and WE’VE GOT A BROUHAHA. Everyone out of the ring except Rock and Shamrock. Takedown from Shamrock and he puts on the Ankle Lock which causes Rock to tap at 13:44. So, um, about this being an elimination match. Rock is pissed in the ring and the rest of the Nation stares at him. Rock gets in Farooq’s face and then shoves him. D’Lo tries to hold Farooq back but gets shoved. Rock gets out of the ring as Farooq and D’Lo are held back from other each other by Kama and Henry. Farooq demands that Rock come back to the ring, and he does and gets backs in his face. Farooq tells everyone to line up and do the usual fist in the air. Solid match with good heat, and again, it was all about furthering an angle.

• Rating: **3/4

BACKSTAGE: Cole with Austin. Cole talks about the mystery partner and Austin doesn’t give a damn. Austin says it’s fun to whip ass anywhere in the world but it actually means something if you do it in Texas.

VIDEO: Hype for the Vader vs. Kane match with a focus on Undertaker being out of the picture after Kane set the casket on fire at the Rumble.

Vader vs. Kane (w/Paul Bearer)

They go face to face and exchange punches right off the bat. The crowd is eating this up with a spoon. Not literally because these men are too big to fit on a spoon. They brawl outside the ring and Kane throws Vader back inside. Kane slams Vader’s face off the steps and they make their way back in the ring. Vader counters and delivers hard shots to Kane’s head and sends him over the top. They’re both back outside again and Vader throws Kane into the ring post.

Kane gets on the apron and hangs Vader on the top rope. Kane up top and he hits the flying punch to the face. Kane chokes Vader in the corner as the crowd chants for the latter. Suplex from Kane and he uses his foot to choke Vader. Another top rope move from Kane as he delivers the forearm to Vader. JR tells us Rock and Farooq are on the superstar hotline. CALL 1-800-909-9900! Whoops, wrong show.

Kane continues the onslaught but Vader fights out with several punches. Kane quickly retakes control and hits a scoop slam. Leap over the top from Kane as he racks Vader’s neck on the top rope. Kane back in but he gets clotheslined over by Vader. That doesn’t work as Kane gets in and hits the DDT. Irish whip from Kane but Vader counters with a big swing. More punches from Vader and then a splash in the corner. Kane goes for the chokeslam but Vader with a knee to the midsection.

Vader hits a splash and then heads to the top and connects on the Vader Bomb. Kane sits up quickly and Vader knocks him outside again. The brawl some more on the outside before Kane throws into the steps. Vader then pulls out a fire extinguisher and sprays Kane. Bearer distracts the ref while this is going on and Vader just keeps spraying Kane. Not exactly sure why Bearer was the one distracting the ref since Kane was getting sprayed, but let’s not try to make sense of this.

Powerbomb from Vader and Bearer gets on the apron. Vader clocks him and Kane gets up to deliver the chokeslam. Kane with the Tombstone Piledriver and that’ll do it at 10:57. After the match, Kane grabs a wrench and strikes Vader in the head with it. Vader gets stretchered out afterward. Another match to push Kane as a monster.

• Rating: **

VIDEO: We get a hype video for the main event.

Stone Cold Steve Austin, Owen Hart, Cactus Jack, and Chainsaw Charlie vs. Triple H, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn, and Savio Vega (w/Chyna)

Savio is the mystery partner, and JR and Lawler really push that the WWF made this decision. The fans weren’t exactly thrilled about it. On the other hand, a HUGE pop for Austin and there’s chaos and weapons everywhere to start the match. Austin beats the hell out of Triple H, while Cactus and Charlie take out DX in the ring. Then it’s Cactus, Charlie, and Owen casually putting Gunn through a table. This is WILD. Earl Hebner isn’t even trying to get control of this thing. He’s just sitting back watching these dudes throw down on each other.

The teams finally reach their spots on the apron, so I guess this is the official start of the match. Back and forth, and at one point, Austin throws the trash can from the apron and hammers Gunn with it in the middle of the ring. That was hilarious, and Gunn sold it like a champ. Owen tries to get the hot tag, but Hebner misses it and sends him back out. Shocker that Hebner, who let weapon warfare start his one, didn’t see a tag.

The crowd wants them some Stone Cold, but DX continues to work over Charlie and Cactus. They even bring out the barbed wired and lock it around Cactus’ head and in his mouth, which is just brutal. Then they beat Cactus, who is still barbed wired, with a chair. Gunn accidentally hits Dogg with a chair, and that leads to the hot tag to Austin. He kicks ass and quickly stuns Dogg to earn the pin for the win at 17:37. A fun brawl and the crowd got what they wanted with Austin.

• Rating: ***1/4

IN THE RING: After the match, here comes Chyna. She goes face to face with Austin and shoves him. She keeps taunting him and gives him the double finger salute. Austin is not gonna take that, so he hits her with the Stunner too. The crowd loses it for this, and once again, it was a different period in wrestling.

SHOW SUMMARY

The main event was by no means a masterpiece, but they made the most of it with a crazy Attitude Era brawl. Elsewhere, there wasn’t a lot of noteworthy action outside of a few solid matches. But as always, this was how things worked in this era, and there was another storyline advancement to keep it interesting.

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By popular demand, we’re adding the always fun Saturday Night’s Main Event shows into the mix, starting with this Saturday Night’s Main Event 1/27/90 review.

And this was one of the best years ever for the series, as shown by this particular show.

Let’s rock and roll.

• Date: January 27, 1990
• Location: UTC Arena in Chattanooga, TN

VIDEO: Vince McMahon and Jesse Ventura hype the upcoming matches.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene Okerlund with Hacksaw Jim Duggan. They recap the current feud between Hacksaw and Randy Savage. Hacksaw makes a few Europe references and heads to the ring.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene with Savage and Sherri. Savage says he rules the peasants and Duggan is a peasant. Sherri says anything she has is Savage’s to own. Well, that escalated quickly.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs. ‘Macho King’ Randy Savage (w/Sherri)

Savage’s entrance here is just fantastic as he’s carried out on his sedan. Hacksaw gets impatient and goes out to flip it over. They make their way inside and go back and forth until Hacksaw hits a big clothesline for a two count. Sherri gets on the apron and Hacksaw goes after her, which leads to Savage hitting him from behind and sending him through the ropes. Savage goes up top and hits the big move outside, then does the same thing inside for a near fall.

More back and forth before Hacksaw gives Savage a huge back body drop over the top. Sherri back on the apron, which leads Hacksaw to go after her. She ducks and Hacksaw clotheslines Savage. Back inside and Hacksaw hits a huge bodyslam, but Sherri jumps back on the apron to prevent the referee from counting the pin. Another pin attempt and Sherri puts Savage’s foot on the ropes. More clotheslines from Hacksaw  and he gets fed up with Sherri. She rolls in the ring but Hacksaw grabs her and puts her in the corner. That allows Savage to go up top and both men hit each at the same time.

Sherri slips the loaded purse into the ring and the ref gets distracted with her again. Of course, Savage takes advantage and nails Hacksaw with the purse as Jesse says ‘I can’t believe how dumb that Hacksaw is.’ You said it, Jess. Savage rolls over for the pin but it only gets a two count. Small package from Hacksaw for a near fall. Atomic drop from Hacksaw and he clotheslines Savage to the outside. Then Hacksaw tries to suplex Savage back in but Sherri pulls Hacksaw’s legs to allow Savage to fall on top and use the ropes to get the pin at 9:14. This was a ton of fun.

• Rating: ***

BACKSTAGE: Jesse with Mr. Perfect and The Genius. Jesse points out the egos of Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior. Perfect then adds his touch to it and mentions Genius’ countout win over Hogan. Genius then reads off YET ANOTHER MASTERPIECE.

VIDEO: We recap the Hogan/Warrior showdown at the Rumble.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene with Hogan and Warrior. Hogan says he’s gonna turn Warrior loose on Perfect and Genius. Then Warrior points out the meaning of turbulence while also discussing the mixing of chemicals. Fascinating stuff.

Mr. Perfect and The Genius vs. Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior

Jesse rips Hogan and Warrior for not coming out together and that is has to do with their huge egos. Hogan and Perfect start things off, with Hogan body slamming Perfect and Genius like crazy. Warrior gets the tag and now he’s going after both men. Warrior with a big clothesline to send Perfect outside and then we get a tag to Hogan. Perfect gets a tiny bit of offense before Hogan throws him over and then heaves him into the ring post. Meanwhile, Genius goes over and grabs his scroll so that he can WRITE A POEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MATCH. That’s dedication to your craft. Bravo, Genius. Bravo.

Hogan keeps kicking Perfect’s ass for a while and eventually gets thrown outside again. Genius sneaks over and hands Perfect the scroll, with Hogan coming out to keep working on Perfect. Naturally, Perfect uses the scroll to nail Hogan right in the head while the ref’s back is turned. Perfect then grabs a chair but misses Hogan and hits the ring post. Both men inside and Hogan gets a small package for two. Perfect in complete control and he tags in Genius for about 30 seconds before another tag is made.

Perfect hits the Perfect Plex on Hogan and goes for the pin. However, instead of letting the ref count the three, Perfect stops the count at two and decides he wants to let Genius get another win on the champ. Genius gets the tag and figures he’ll go for a moonsault, but Hogan gets the knees up. Perfect then goes up top for his own move but Hogan puts the foot up before making the hot tag to Warrior. Pure craziness from Warrior and that leads to weird sequence where Hogan comes in and hits the leg drop to pin Genius at 8:02. All four men start to brawl after the match and Warrior starts clotheslining everyone in sight, and yes, that includes accidentally giving Hogan a clothesline. Warrior tries to apologize but Hogan pushes him and they go head to head. Another fun match with a hot crowd, and the angle obviously helped set up the big match.

• Rating: ***1/4

VIDEO: We recap Jake Roberts stealing Ted DiBiase’s million dollar belt.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene with Roberts. Gene wants to know where the belt is, but Roberts isn’t having it.

BACKSTAGE: Jesse with Greg Valentine and Jimmy Hart. They hype the upcoming match.

Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts vs. Greg Valentine (w/Jimmy Hart)

Roberts reveals that the belt is indeed in the bag with Damien. Valentine retreats outside rather quickly before going back in to go to work on Roberts. Valentine drops the elbow but it only gets a two count. Some groundwork from Valentine before another near fall. Roberts starts fighting back and hits the short-arm clothesline. He calls for the DDT but Valentine reverses it and then calls for the Figure Four. Hart jumps on the apron to offer some encouragement, and that leads to Roberts kicking Valentine to send him into Hart. Jake then hits the DDT but here comes DiBiase and Virgil to make it a DQ at 5:16. DiBiase attacks as Virgil goes after the bag, but Roberts bounces back and brings Damien out to play. This match was there simply to set up the angle, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

• Rating: *1/2

BACKSTAGE: Jesse with Rick Rude and Bobby Heenan. It doesn’t take Heenan long before he’s making fat jokes about Sapphire, and this was clearly 1990. Rude says he’s the man the women want, and Sapphire will come to him. Jesse says he wouldn’t put his hands on her, and Rude replies ‘who said anything about hands?’ RICK IS REFERRING TO HIS PENIS, FOLKS.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene with Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. She says Rude can’t compare to Dusty. She’s not wrong there. Dusty brags a bit after that.

Rick Rude (w/Bobby Heenan) vs. Dusty Rhodes (w/Sapphire)

Rude attacks right off the bat but Dusty quickly reverses the momentum. Dusty in complete control until he misses an elbow drop. Rude goes for the headlock as Heenan goes over to yell at Sapphire. Dusty goes back on offense with a back body drop and some punches before he goes out to make the save. Rude then gets up and nails Dusty. The ref decides he’s had enough of Heenan’s shenanigans, so he sends both him and Sapphire to the back. But while Rude is on offense, we see Sapphire make her way to the front row as she apparently bought a ticket after being thrown out by the ref.

Arm lock from Rude until he notices Sapphire. We work to both men running into each other, and then Rude goes up top but gets nailed in the midsection by Dusty. Rude with the rake to the face as he delivers a few punches. Sapphire taunts Rude and he goes out and grabs her. That leads Dusty out to start brawling up the aisle and we get the double countout at 9:04. Not much to this one.

• Rating: **

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene with Earthquake, Dino Bravo, and Jimmy Hart. They verbally abuse Ronnie Garvin.

Ronnie Garvin vs. Dino Bravo (w/Earthquake and Jimmy Hart)

This isn’t a submission match, so Garvin can go for as many pins as he wants. Bravo with some early knees and he sends Garvin outside where Earthquake gets a few shots in. Big elbow drop from Bravo for a two count. Another set of elbow drops by Bravo misses three in a row as Garvin moves out of the way. Rugged right hands from Garvin and a back body drop. Hart gets on the apron and Garvin brings him in and throws him out onto Earthquake. Bravo slings Garvin out but he gets back in and goes up top. Garvin off the top rope, but Bravo reverses it for the pin at 3:19. Earthquake completely destroys Garvin after the match and the stretcher comes out for him. Squash.

• Rating: *

BACKSTAGE: Jesse with Savage. They hype the upcoming title match against Hogan, with Mike Tyson slated as the guest referee. Of course, this match would still happen, but it would be with Buster Douglas as the replacement ref after he knocked out Tyson in their classic boxing match. Savage basically says he’s gonna obliterate Hogan.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene with Hogan. He talks about how Tyson will be a great ref. Hogan then says he’s gonna beat Savage.

VIDEO: Jesse tells Vince that Tyson better call it down the middle.

SHOW SUMMARY

Fun show that set the stage for the mega main event at WrestleMania VI while also advancing some other feuds.

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In this WCW SuperBrawl VIII review, Sting and Hollywood Hogan square off for the vacant WCW title, The Outsiders challenge The Steiner Brothers for the Tag Team titles, and much more.

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• Show: WCW SuperBrawl VIII
• Date: February 22, 1998
• Location: Cow Palace in San Francisco, CA

RINGSIDE: Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, and Mike Tenay hype what Randy Savage’s potential role could be in the main event.

1. Booker T vs. (c) Rick Martel – TV Title

I had forgotten that Martel actually wound up winning the title. The winner of this one faces Saturn. As usual, the fans absolutely love Booker. The Flock walks out ringside to add to the tension, as Booker is in complete control until he’s thrown outside into the guardrail. Martel works him over and locks in the Boston Crab, but Booker is able to get to the ropes. Booker showcases some great speed and athleticism, and visually, the finish looked awesome with Martel coming off the top and Booker hitting him with the Harlem Sidekick to win the title at 10:33. Huge pop from the crowd, with Saturn quickly hitting the ring as the bell rings to start the next match.

2. Saturn vs. (c) Booker T – TV Title

Of course, the reason Booker won the title is because Martel legit suffered a torn MCL in the previous match, thus leading to the finish being changed. On paper, it looked like a creative way to put Booker over, but it wasn’t the actual plan. Saturn is the aggressor right off the bat, then he hits a flying cross body to Booker on the outside. Booker hits a huge missile dropkick off the top, and Saturn regains the advantage with some impressive offense. What also makes this match interesting is that it’s called on the fly since, once again, it wasn’t the original pairing. They work to the finish, with Booker hitting the Harlem Sidekick to retain the title at 14:23.

BACKSTAGE: Chris Jericho is on the WCW Hotline saying he’s gonna take Juventud Guerrera’s mask.

3. La Parka vs. Disco Inferno

Per Schiavone, this is a feud over dance moves. Go figure. Parka mocks Disco’s dancing early on, and it’s Parka hitting a corkscrew plancha to Disco on the outside. Heenan makes fun of the moonsault name because Heenan had jokes. The crowd is not really into this one beyond the entrances, but Parka does hit a solid suicide dive on Disco. Thumb to the eye of the referee leads to Parka bringing in a chair, but Disco throws Parka off the top onto the chair and its his finisher for the win at 11:41. I put in my notes that “this was a long” match, so that probably tells you what you need to know since it really wasn’t that long in actuality.

ON THE STAGE: Mean Gene Okerlund with JJ Dillon, who announces that Nick Patrick has been reinstated. Patrick comes out and talks about refereeing the main event, but Dillon stops him and says he won’t be the ref for the match. Patrick isn’t happy, and he was pretty good in his role here.

4. Brad Armstrong vs. Bill Goldberg

They are playing up Goldberg’s streak at this point. The crowd immediately starts chanting for Goldberg, and he shows off some incredible power moves on Armstrong. Then Goldberg hits the spear and jackhammer for the easy victory at 2:23. Man, did the fans love them some Goldberg during this run.

5. Juventud Guerrera vs. (c) Chris Jericho – Cruiserweight Title vs. Mask

Jericho refuses to take the belt off, so he starts the match with it on. Terrific stuff. He eventually takes it off after Juvi kicks it, then Jericho plays possum on the outside to try to get counted out. Another great heel move. Tenay notes the importance of losing a mask to a luchador, which also adds to the story. Good back and forth with high-flying offense, as Air Juvi off the top hits Jericho on the outside. Juvi delivers a 450 Splash for the pin, but Jericho had grabbed the ropes. So, the match is restarted and Jericho quickly clips Juvi’s leg. Juvi still on offense and goes for the near falls, but it’s Jericho who counters to the Lion Tamer to force Juvi to give up at 13:29. Great chemistry and great match from these two.

IN THE RING: Jericho grabs the mic and Juvi unmasks with Jericho ripping it off. The camera zooms in on Judi’s face, and the crowd isn’t sure how to react.

6. Steve McMichael vs. The British Bulldog

Schiavone continues to play up the Savage angle, while Heenan hypes Mongo’s improvement in the ring. They brawl to the outside to start as Mongo is in control. Mongo is sporting an arm injury with the story that he can’t do his trademark moves. That leads to Bulldog locking in the submission, and Mongo seemingly quits at 6:10. Afterward, Mongo throws down the ref and says he’s didn’t quit.

7. Chris Benoit vs. (c) Diamond Dallas Page – US Title

This is a mutual respect angle with these two. Tenay, the great commentator that he is, reveals that DDP ordered a Best of Benoit video to prepare for the match. So awesome. Lots of counters and hard slaps leads to more physical offense from both men. It’s Benoit who tries to wear down DDP with various submission moves, and they work to DDP hitting a superplex as both try to regroup. Benoit locks in the crossface, but DDP quickly gets to the ropes. Benoit then hits the rolling German suplexes for a near fall. Reversal from there, and DDP hits the Diamond Cutter to retain the title at 15:47. Another great match.

RINGSIDE: Schiavone announces that The Giant won’t be at the show due to flight issues. Tenay then talks about Nash’s powerbomb being banned after the Souled Out match. They show the video with another replay of the brutal powerbomb.

8. Randy Savage (w/Elizabeth) vs. Lex Luger – No DQ Match

The fans are into Savage here. The storyline involved a mystery conversation between Luger and Savage on a recent episode of Thunder, as the announcers tease a pact between the two. Luger’s ribs are taped, and he starts favoring them early in the match. Lots of “Luger Sucks” chants to prove that the nWo is still very much over. Savage spits on Luger, so I’m not sure about that pact. Heenan ponders that Savage has something on his mind. They brawl into the crowd, as Savage almost goes after a fan while climbing the guardrail. Luger puts Savage in the Torture Rack, but Liz pushes Luger. Here comes the nWo, but both Luger and Savage fight them off. Luger racks Savage again and the referee rings the bell to give Luger the victory at 7:26. However, you never see the finish live as the camera is on Hogan and the nWo, because of course it is.

9. The Outsiders vs. The Steiner Brothers – Tag Team Titles

Dusty is out with Hall and Nash for this one. Another survey says poll from Hall, and those are always fun. You can already see the heel tendencies with Scott Steiner, with Heenan also bringing it up. Rick takes it to both Hall and Nash, then the Steiners do their trademark pose. And then comes the turn, as Scott decks Rick and suplexes him. Meanwhile, Dusty posts DiBiase on the outside. Rick manages to kick out at two, with Scott distracting the ref as Hall goes for the Razor’s Edge. Unfortunately, he can’t get Rick up, so he has to do it again. He finally hits it and the Outsiders win the titles at 4:18. Scott throws out the referee afterward.

10. Sting vs. Hollywood Hogan – WCW Title

Sting charges the ring to start the match, which is exactly what should’ve been done at Starrcade. Hogan starts walloping Sting with his belt, and as a note, Charles Robinson is the referee. Hogan in control early with a variety of illegal moves. He chokes out Sting with his jacket, then he destroys Sting in the aisle. There are apparently countouts but no DQ in this particular match, which is interesting. Sting with absolutely zero offense five minutes into the match, but he finally hulks up and starts going at Hogan with the weight belt. Hogan retreats, and Sting chokes him with the belt. They fight into the front row, with Sting missing a splash onto the guardrail. Hogan then hits Sting in the back with a chair. However, Sting regains momentum by hitting the Stinger Splash and locking in the Scorpion Deathlock, but Hogan gets the ropes. Another splash attempt, and it’s Hogan who pulls the ref in the way. Patrick runs out to count, but Sting kicks out at two. Hogan is pissed Patrick didn’t fast count, so Patrick pulls at Hogan’s hair. More near falls with Hogan in control. Sting fights back, but Hogan hits a low blow. Sting back on offense as he hits two Stinger splasher and goes for the deathdrop, but Hogan kicks Patrick. And now in comes the nWo. Sting fights them off, but Savage hits Hogan with something. Then Sting just pins Hogan to win the title at 16:33. Once again, this does absolutely nothing for Sting, and it was an overbooked finish to protect Hogan.

Blake’s Take on WCW SUPERBRAWL VIII

• Best Match: Chris Jericho vs. Juventud Guerrera
• Show MVP: Booker T
• Overall Rating: 6.5/10
• Thoughts: The main event was another overbooked mess that did Sting no favors, but a decent undercard brought up the show’s rating. That was essentially the story of WCW in this era. There was a lot of nWo stuff on the card, but there was no denying the group was still very over at this point. It’s also worth noting that Booker looked like a huge star.

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In this WCW Souled Out 1998 review, Bret Hart makes his WCW debut against Ric Flair, Randy Savage battles Lex Luger in the main event, and much more.

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• Show: WCW Souled Out 1998
• Date: January 24, 1998
• Location: Hara Arena in Trotwood, OH

VIDEO: Nice package (zing!) with heel Eric Bischoff hyping up the match between Kevin Nash and The Giant.

RINGSIDE: Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, and Dusty Rhodes discuss the card.

1. Juventud Guerrera/Super Calo/Lizmark Jr./Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. La Parka/Silver King/Psychosis/El Dandy

Quite an assortment of talent in this match. I’ve said this in other reviews, but Mike Tenay add so much to these matches with his incredible knowledge and broadcasting approach. Fun back and forth between Lizmark and Silver King, then there’s lots of charisma on display with the Juvi/La Parka exchange. The crowd pops huge for Judi’s 450 Splash, and there’s another wild exchange after that with numerous competitors hitting moonsaults to the outside. It’s Chavo hitting the DDT on Psychosis to earn the win at 9:30. La Parka takes out everyone with chairs after the match to a round of cheers. *** (Recommended)

ON THE STAGE: Mean Gene Okerlund plugs the WCW Hotline.

IN THE RING: Raven says The Flock is banned from ringside for his upcoming match against Chris Benoit because he doesn’t need them.

2. Raven vs. Chris Benoit

They brawl outside to start things off, which is understandable given it’s been a long build in this feud. Raven takes a chair to Benoit’s back, then it’s the bulldog on the chair for two. Reversal sends Raven into the seat of the chair, and Benoit hits a suplex on Raven onto the chair for another two. Benoit throws Raven into the steps and railing as they fight up the aisle and ramp with Benoit suplexing Raven on the ramp. More Benoit offense, and the crowd is into it. Benoit hits the headbutt onto the chair on Raven, with Benoit down until another near fall. And then Benoit locks in the crossface, with Raven laughing until he passes out at 10:36. Kidman runs in to attack, but Dean Malenko makes the save. He clears out The Flock after that. ***1/2 (Recommended)

3. Chris Jericho vs. (c) Rey Mysterio Jr. – Cruiserweight Title

Lots of “Jericho Sucks” chants, and that plays into a quick start for Rey. However, Rey plays up a knee issue, and Jericho takes advantage by jumping off the steps and driving a knee into Rey. The latter hits an incredible springboard off the top into a sunset flip onto Jericho. More back and forth between two terrific workers, but Jericho manages to reverse Rey’s offense into the Lion Tamer, and Rey has no choice but to quickly tap to allow Jericho to win the title at 8:22. *** (Recommended)

IN THE RING: Jericho tells the crowd not to boo him. They do, so he goes after Rey’s knee again, and officials have to carry out Rey.

IN THE RING: Gene is with JJ Dillon, who talked to Roddy Piper about the title situation. Here comes Piper, and he makes a Bill Clinton joke before calling out Sting. He walks out like normal (another small tidbit that doesn’t make sense), then Hollywood Hogan, Scott Hall, and Eric Bischoff make their way out. Piper notes that Hall does deserve a title shot after winning World War 3, and then he makes it official: Sting vs. Hogan at SuperBrawl VIII for the WCW title. Hogan pushes Sting and wants backup from Hall, but Hall leaves.

4. Rick Martel vs. Booker T – TV Title

The announcers continue to play up the nWo’s issues. It’s fun to see Martel in this one as he tried to rejuvenate his career. He’s still in good shape. This match doesn’t really match the action of the first three or the Hogan/Sting segment, as it’s mostly a lot of rest holds and mat work. The crowd just isn’t into it. Martel goes to the Boston Crab, but Booker gets to the ropes. Booker then hits the Harlem Hangover to retain the title at 10:50. Martel hands over the title and they shake hands, but Saturn arrives to attack Martel as Booker returns to make the save. **1/2

5. Scott Hall vs. Larry Zbyszko

Louie Spicolli is out with Hall, and here comes Dusty, who leaves the broadcast booth to join Larry. You know something is up. Hall’s mannerisms are just great. Hall takes control with huge “Larry Sucks” chants from the nWo-friendly crowd. Hall goes for the Razor’s Edge but Larry reverses with lots of offense. Larry accidentally kicks the ref, and Hall goes for the pin but there’s no ref. Spicolli comes in, and Dusty attacks him. Then comes the big spot as Dusty clocks Larry before revealing his nWo shirt. Hall and Spicolli celebrate, and Dusty drops elbows on Larry. Schiavone goes radio silent. This was a dumb turn on all levels, and officially, Larry wins by DQ at 8:09. Even more “Larry Sucks” chants afterward. **

6. Buff Bagwell/Scott Norton/Konnan vs. Ray Traylor/Steiner Brothers

Schiavone leaves the booth to play up the stunning Dusty turn, and that’s a nice touch. Tenay comes back in to add commentary as Schiavone is simply speechless. Tenay plays up Dusty being a sellout. There was a similar six-man to this one at Starrcade, but at least we get a fun hoss exchange from Norton and Traylor. They work to Rick Steiner getting the hot tag, with the story being that the babyfaces won’t make the tag to Scott Steiner. They play up Scott grabbing the referee for the third time, then the heels work over Rick. Traylor wants Scott to stay on his side of the apron, and the announces blame the Dusty heel turn for the crowd not being into the match. Scott shoves the ref yet again, with the heels working over Rick in a lengthy spot. Ted DiBiase fights Vincent on the outside for a WWF callback, and it’s Scott who hits the screwdriver for the victory. Buff sends a super secret signal to Scott after the match. **

7. Kevin Nash vs. The Giant

Hogan and Bischoff are out with Nash. Of course, this was originally scheduled for Starrcade 1997, but Nash wasn’t at the show. Schiavone hypes up Giant’s backstory with the nWo, and at the very least, it’s quite a visual with Giant and Nash in the ring. They’re tall. Nash goes FLYING over the top but Giant catches him. He certainly didn’t get all of that one. Hogan hits Giant with a chair as the ref has his back turned, and Nash is angry that Giant isn’t counted out. Back and forth power moves until Giant choke slams Bischoff, but Nash hits Giant with HOT COFFEE. After that, it’s the infamous spot where Nash goes for the Jackknife on Giant but nearly breaks his neck. Legit one of the scariest spots you’ll see, and I have no idea how it didn’t break Giant’s neck. Nash then just covers Giant for the win at 10:47. Heenan is concerned as the trainers come to put a compress over Giant’s eyes after he got dropped on his neck. Yes, because the coffee is the bigger issue after that botched powerbomb. They even show the replay multiple times. What a mess. **

8. Ric Flair vs. Bret Hart

This is Bret’s debut match in WCW. Plenty of technical wrestling early on, but Bret is able to lock in the Figure Four before Flair reaches the ropes. Bret is the aggressor with Flair playing off of him. The story features both men wearing the other down, and it’s Bret who works on Flair’s knees. Bret goes for the Figure Four once again but Flair reverses. Flair clips Bret’s knee and locks on his own Figure Four, though Bret reverses to get out of it. Bret dares Flair to chop him in a cool sequence. From there, Bret hits a superplex and puts on the Sharpshooter to force Flair to tap at 18:06. Great wrestling match, and while on paper it seemed like an easy choice for the main event, the post-match angle after the next match is likely why it was slotted in this spot. ***3/4 (Recommended)

9. Randy Savage vs. Lex Luger

Savage uses his trademark stalling until Liz hits Luger in the back in the aisle. Liz uses a bandana to choke Luger, which naturally prompts Heenan to call for a body search of Liz for more weapons. Heenan was hilarious. Tenay offers an update on Rey’s knee injury because Tenay is the best. Liz slaps Luger to give Savage the advantage yet agin. They fight through the crowd, then Luger takes control until Hall comes out with a chair. Hogan stops Hall, which prompts Luger to throw Savage into Hall to knock Hall off the apron. Luger then goes to the Torture Rack on Savage to pick up the victory at 7:07. **

IN THE RING: After the match, the nWo goes at Luger, but Sting makes the save. Luger then racks Nash in an impressive feat. Sting puts Hogan in the Scorpion Deathlock and the crowd is going nuts. This was a pretty great angle.

Blake’s Take on WCW Souled Out 1998

• Best Match: Ric Flair vs. Bret Hart
• Show MVP: Bret Hart
• Overall Rating: 7.5/10
• Thoughts: Bret/Flair, Raven/Benoit, and the Hogan/Sting angle were all enjoyable, and overall, this is undoubtedly one of WCW’s best PPVs during this era. However, Nash dropping Giant was rough. Really rough. As for the main event choice, again, it was more for the angle than the match. The Dusty turn was something, but this show was at least a step in the right direction after the debacle that was Starrcade.

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In this WCW Starrcade 1997 review, Hollywood Hogan defends the WCW title against Sting in one of the most anticipated matches in wrestling history.

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• Show: WCW Starrcade 1997
• Date: December 28, 1997
• Location: MCI Center in Washington, D.C.

VIDEO: Cool intro video with Sting, which pushes the importance of the main event.

RINGSIDE: Tony Schiavone thinks this is the GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR GREAT SPORT! You’ve gotta love Tony. What I also liked about this opening segment was showing wrestlers in the crowd waiting for the main event which, once again, makes it seem important. Also, Schiavone announces Nash won’t be at the show, so his match with The Giant is off.

1. Dean Malenko vs. (c) Eddie Guerrero – Cruiserweight Title

One glaring thing in this match is that Malenko is just a technical master. He’s excellent. Great back and forth action with Eddie using all the heel tactics he can to keep the title. The announcers are mostly talking about the upcoming matches, but that was to be expected considering the magnitude of the main event and show as a whole. Eddie works over Malenko’s leg and dropkicks the steps into it. They follow that with more back and forth, and Malenko’s powebombs are a thing of beauty. However, it’s Eddie hitting the Frog Splash on Malenko’s knee to retain the title at 14:57. ***3/4 (Recommended)

IN THE RING: Scott Hall, who gets the winner of Hogan and Sting at SuperBrawl, surveys nWo vs. WCW with the crowd. He says Nash isn’t here, which leads to Giant coming out and hitting him with the powerbomb.

2. The Steiners (w/Ted DiBiase) and Ray Traylor vs. Randy Savage (w/Elizabeth), Scott Norton, and Vincent

Konnan was supposed to be the nWo’s third member, but his wife gave birth. He made the right choice there. Scott is just jacked, and he’d get even more jacked. Lots of heel tactics from the nWo, and speaking of Scotts, Norton is awesome. The faces clear the ring and destroy Vincent, but the crowd is struggling in this match. They work to Rick getting the hot tag, and Scott hits a brutal DDT off the top to Vincent. He also hits the Frankensteiner on Vincent. But the ref gets distracted, and some shenanigans allow Savage to hit the elbow drop for the victory. The crowd at least popped huge for the nWo. **

ON THE STAGE: Mean Gene Okerlund hypes new faces for the WCW Hotline, and out comes JJ Dillon to announce Nick Patrick as the referee for the main event. He is, of course, the former nWo ref.

3. Bill Goldberg vs. Steve McMichael

They brawl in the aisle to start the match, and I love the tidbit from Schiavone that they had to be held apart all day backstage. That’s a great tidbit that adds to the story of the match. These two actually put together some decent work early on as the fans are occupied with Raven and The Flock in the crowd. The decent work turns to a few ugly spots, and Goldberg tries to put Mongo through the table and finally does. The fans give him a nice “ECW” chant for his efforts. Goldberg hits the Jackhammer to pick up the win at 5:59. *1/2

IN THE RING: Raven says that he’s not wrestling Benoit, but instead, it’s Saturn taking his spot.

4. Saturn vs. Chris Benoit

Raven is ringside as Mike Tenay hypes up Raven denying the match four weeks in a row. Kidman tries to get involved, and so does Sick Boy. This is a Raven’s Rules Match, so it’s all legal. Saturn, a very underrated worker, hits an impressive moonsault. He then wears down Benoit in what’s a pretty long sequence. Eventually, Benoit locks in the crossface on the outside, but the entire Flock interferes. Saturn goes for another moonsault but hits the Flock after Benoit moves. Benoit goes for the win but the Flock is back and Raven hits the DDT on Benoit, with Saturn locking in the Rings of Saturn for the victory at 10:50. Lodi’s posterboard signs were a truly highlight in this era. **1/2

5. Buff Bagwell vs. Lex Luger

These dudes have been feuding, and that’s likely evident by the fact that they spit in each other’s faces. Luger showcases some ridiculous power, but Buff tries to counter that by yelling for Vincent to come out. He does. Buff gains the advantage but Luger fights back, then Vincent gets involved with a rope choke on Luger. The crowd is chanting for Booker T, who’s among the WCW wrestlers waiting for the main event. Schiavone continues to play up history in the making with Hollywood Hogan and Sting, so that’s another nice touch. Buff with rest holds, but Luger runs wild and throws Vincent onto Buff. Buff then knocks the ref into Luger, who goes for the Torture Rack but there’s no ref. Savage hits the ring, and Luger racks him too. Norton in, and he nails Luger with the chain to allow Buff to pin Luger for the win at 16:36. *1/2

6. Diamond Dallas Page vs. Curt Hennig – US Title

DDP quickly goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Perfect slides out. Schiavone with yet another solid tidbit about how the US Champion is the top challenger for the World title. The fight goes to the outside, and I’m randomly thinking about just how many members the nWo had at this point. Alex Wright is with James Vandenberg in the crowd, and that’s quite a duo. DDP and Hennig both working hard, but that’s no surprise. They’ve got great chemistry together. It’s DDP who finally hits the Diamond Cutter on Hennig to win the title at 10:52. This was a huge moment for DDP. ***1/4 (Recommended)

7. Larry Zbyszko vs. Eric Bischoff – Winner Gets Control of Nitro (Special Guest Referee: Bret Hart)

What a way to use Bret after his WWF exit. Just wild creative there. Bischoff is in his karate gear and having fun, so good for him. Tenay starts breaking this thing down like any other match, and that’s why Tenay is a pro. Bischoff goes to his roundhouse kick routine to send Larry down, but Larry goes after him. Bret is breaking holds left and right, and Bischoff’s selling is pretty great. Schiavone wonders whether Bret is nWo since he’s breaking Larry’s holds. Bischoff with a flurry of offense until he’s exhausted, and Hall puts a steel plate in Bischoff’s boot with Larry out. Bret then decks Bischoff and Hall and puts the Sharpshooter on Hall. Bret raises Larry’s arm and apparently that’s the match as WCW wins. Incredibly, that wouldn’t be the worst finish on this monumental show. *

8. Sting vs. Hollywood Hogan – WCW Title

What an entrance for Sting until he comes out from the back. It just makes no sense given the build. However, the presentation is great, and the announcers do a good job playing up Sting having ring rust. Hogan yells “hero” at Sting to mock him, and Sting sends Hogan reeling. But this is just too slow of a match for such a historic storyline. Hogan takes control and Sting no-sells a suplex. Hogan uses the bat on Sting, and then comes the infamous sequence where Sting misses the splash on the rail, and Hogan hits the leg drop to pin Sting cleanly. But the camera cuts to Bret who’s pleading that it was a fast count. No, it wasn’t at all. Bret throws Hogan into the ring, Sting fights off the nWo, and Sting makes Hogan submit to win the title at 12:53. Hogan barely shakes his hand to signal the submission in what was another obvious power play. The locker room comes in to celebrate with Sting who, along with Bret, comes out of this match looking like an idiot. Not exactly the finish WCW needed for the biggest match in the company’s history. DUD

Blake’s Take on WCW Starrcade 1997

• Best Match: Dean Malenko vs. Eddie Guerrero
• Show MVP: Eddie Guerrero
• Overall Rating: 3.0/10
• Thoughts: This show was built around one very important match, and since that match was a total mess, it knocks the overall rating considerably. Only Hogan came out of the main event looking good, which was the exact opposite effect of what it should’ve been. Sting and Bret – pushed as the company’s top babyfaces – truly looked like complete morons. Of course, that may have been Hogan’s intent. What figured to be one of the easiest finishes in wrestling history was so unnecessarily convoluted that it destroyed all the momentum that had been built up for all parties involved. There were two decent matches and the crowd was great, but this was simply a HUGE misstep for WCW.

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In this WCW Bash at the Beach 1996 review, Team WCW squares off with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash, who finally reveal the third man in their group.

Let’s jump in.

• Show: WCW Bash at the Beach 1996
• Date: July 7, 1996
• Location: Ocean Center in Daytona Beach, FL

RINGSIDE: Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, and Dusty Rhodes do a fantastic job hyping up the HOSTILE TAKEOVER. I also love how they’re surrounded by security. It’s the little things.

Blake’s Match Rating Guide: I’m using a new match rating system, which focuses on three simple categories and ignores the need to rate every single match since different matches have different goals. This makes it easier to suggest the best matches rather than compare every match on the card:

• Recommended (Worth watching)
• Must-See (You must watch it)
• Legendary (An all-time classic)

Psychosis vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.

Mike Tenay on commentary, and not to be outdone, Heenan compares Rey’s hair to Demi Moore. Rey goes to the half crab early, but Psychosis reverses it into his own submission attempt. Tenay informs us both men wrestled in Mexico last night, so that’s an interesting tidbit. Psychosis goes to the scissors, and Rey counters into the Indian Death Lock. Great athleticism from both men after that, including Psychosis doing a suicide dive that nearly decapitated him on the guardrail. Holy shit. That was brutal. He pops right back up through and goes to work on Rey inside the ring. Nice guillotine leg drop from Psychosis, and he continues the onslaught. Heenan adds a joke about Rey being the original San Diego Chicken, and I can appreciate that one.

It’s all Psychosis until Rey catapults him on the apron into the ring post, then Rey does the hurricanrana onto Psychosis on the outside. This was 1996! Rey with a springboard into a hurricanrana in another incredible display of talent, and that gets a two count. Psychosis gets pissed and uses some aggression to launch Rey onto the top rope. They go back outside, and Psychosis drops Rey neck-first onto the guardrail. Psychosis then does a back senton onto Rey. These two are WORKING. Psychosis gets a near fall and goes to the camel clutch. Dusty says he may “uncle” Rey. You’ve gotta love Dusty. Tremendous exchange from Rey and Psychosis, and the fans are into it. Rey dropkicks Psychosis and goes up top with a hurricanrana to send Psychosis back outside. Just wild stuff.

Rey gets a two count and dropkicks Psychosis from the front and back. And now Rey with a twisting asai moonsault. This is AWESOME. Rey goes back for another aerial move, but Psychosis turns it into a power bomb for a near fall. Psychosis then rams Rey into the turnbuckle. Psychosis goes up top to deliver the Splash Mountain, but Rey reverses it into a GREAT hurricanrana to get the pin. (Must-See)

BACKSTAGE: Gene Okerlund with Konnan, who explains the finishing sequence in the previous match. Konnan takes aim at Ric Flair as they’re set to square off for the United States title.

Big Bubba (w/Jimmy Hart) vs. John Tenta – Silver Dollar Pole Match

Well, that’s certainly a stipulation. The objective is to climb this huge pole, get the bag of silver dollars, and whack your opponent. Reminder that these two went at it at Great American Bash 1996, so this continues the feud. Heenan claims Tenta was 187 pounds when he was born, and boy do I feel for his mother. This pole is so long that I have no clue how either are gonna reach this thing. Tenta decides that removing the straps to take the pole down is the best approach, but Bubba starts choking him with a belt. Also, I can’t tell you how much I love Dusty saying “Bubber” to reference Bubba. Lots of heel maneuvers from Bubba, who ties Tenta to the ropes with athletic tape. Hart starts climbing the pole and grabs the bag, then he realizes he has to come back down where Tenta is waiting on him. Tenta steals the bag and hammers Bubba to pick up the win.

RINGSIDE: More hype for the main event from the announcers, including questions on the third man and Schiavone pleading for Eric Bischoff to call in since no one can find him.

BACKSTAGE: Gene with Sting, Lex Luger, and Randy Savage. They don’t care who the third man is because they’re ready to fight.

Diamond Dallas Page vs. Hacksaw Jim Duggan – Taped Fist Lord of the Ring Match

To my knowledge, this is the only time in wrestling history we’ve seen a Silver Dollar Pole Match and Taped Fist Lord of the Ring Match in back-to-back matches. Could be wrong though. DDP is tremendous as the heel in this one, and it’s easy to understand why he was working his way up the WCW ladder. His mannerisms and facial expressions are top-notch stuff. A back and forth match with both men keeping the crowd invested with their character work, but it’s DDP with the Diamond Cutter to score the victory. Short and sweet. Duggan nails DDP with the taped fist after the match.

BACKSTAGE: Gene with The Giant, Kevin Sullivan, and Jimmy Hart. They’re set to spar with the Four Horsemen. Giant doesn’t think Sullivan is the weak link, despite opinions to the contrary.

ON THE STAGE: Lee Marshall with Arn Anderson and Chris Benoit. If they win, one of the Horsemen gets a shot at the WCW title on Nitro.

Public Enemy vs. The Nasty Boys – Four-Man Dog Collar Match

Make it three gimmick matches in a row. As you would expect, all four men are chained, with Brian Knobs connected to Johnny Grunge, and Jerry Sags connected to Rocco Rock. They utilize the split screen to keep tabs on both pairs, which includes weapons, fighting in sand, and one of Schiavone’s greatest commentary lines ever: “He’s beating a man with a rubber shark!” Incredible. Surfboards and intertubes join the chaos. Knobs with multiple unprotected chair shots to Grunge, and those never age well. Schiavone, Heenan, and Dusty are throwing out every pun they can come up with. It’s great. There’s a table in the ring, with Sags pulling Rocco off the top and the table doesn’t break. They try again with Sags doing an ax handle. The table still won’t break. Knobs then proceeds to try to hang Grunge with the chain, as Sags pins Rocco for the win. The commentary was the best part of this match. Afterward, Rocco and Grunge attack Knobs and Sags, with Sags being put through the table that wouldn’t break.

BACKSTAGE: Gene is outside the Outsiders’ locker room, and he’s protected by security. He continues to push the magnitude of the story.

Disco Inferno vs. (c) Dean Malenko – WCW Cruiserweight Title

Disco invites everyone to his disco dance party after he wins. Malenko is one of those guys that still doesn’t get enough love. When you go back and watch his skill, it’s a thing of beauty. He was so good in the ring. Schiavone notes that every Malenko move is crisp and that it’s done with such force that his opponents can’t ignore it. That’s an accurate description. Disco reverses the momentum, but Malenko returns to his cerebral style to regain the advantage. The crowd isn’t exactly invested in Disco’s offense, though the announcers do what they can to push him as a legitimate threat. Disco with a few near falls, but Malenko eventually uses the Texas Cloverleaf to earn the victory.

Joe Gomez vs. Steve McMichael (w/Debra)

Mongo turned on Kevin Greene and joined the Four Horsemen at Great American Bash. Apparently Gomez took exception to that, and that’s why we’re having this match. Gomez was pretty new to the scene here, as his first Nitro match was against Disco in June. This one is far from a technical masterpiece, but both worked hard. Mongo hits the Tombstone and that’ll do it to give him the win.

BACKSTAGE: Gene is distracted by Woman’s beauty, then turns his attention to Flair and Elizabeth. Flair predicts that he’ll win the US title on this show before winning the World title on Nitro. Woman seduces Gene again, and Flair taunts Savage.

Ric Flair (w/Elizabeth and Woman) vs. (c) Konnan – US Heavyweight Title

Heenan brings up whether Flair can wrestle Konnan’s style. It’s a reasonable question since these two have a different approach. Konnan works his style early to take things to the mat, but Flair uses Elizabeth and Woman to turn the tide. Woman even gets in the ring and kicks Konnan right in the nuts while Flair has referee Nick Patrick distracted. Konnan is back in it, and we get the trademark Flair flop and turnbuckle flip. Konnan locks in the Figure Four on Flair which works to a near fall. More offense from Konnan, including an obvious three count if not for Elizabeth hopping on the apron and Patrick losing focus. That allows Woman to hit Konnan with the heel of her shoe, and Flair uses the ropes for leverage to score the pin and win the title. (Recommended)

BACKSTAGE: Gene is outside the Outsiders’ locker room, and in a moment of storyline brilliance, he notes that they’ve been joined by someone and that the voice sounds familiar. However, it’s muffled, so he’s not sure who it is. Gene asks Schiavone if he knows who it could be, and he doesn’t. Schiavone asks Gene about the voice, and he makes it clear it’s someone they’ve heard before. Heenan wants Gene to offer the security some cash. Gene reiterates that there’s still no word from Bischoff.

Arn Anderson and Chris Benoit vs. Kevin Sullivan and The Giant

Sullivan and Giant attack the Horsemen from behind as they’re making their entrance. Mongo hits Giant with a briefcase, and the latter gives chase to the back. But he comes back shortly after as Arn and Benoit work over Sullivan. That’s the theme of the match, with the Horsemen keeping Sullivan in their half of the ring and keeping Giant in the hot tag spot. Sullivan finally makes the tag, and Giant goes after Arn while Sullivan and Benoit fight to the announce position right in front of Schiavone, Heenan, and Dusty. Giant chokeslams Arn to notch the victory, so no title shot for Flair.

IN THE RING: In an interesting visual, Giant and Hart walk to the back and just ignore Sullivan getting his ass kicked by Benoit. They fight back to the ring, and Woman comes in to plead with Benoit to stop attacking Sullivan, with Dusty asking why she’d do that. Then Giant comes back to send Benoit retreating. I have no idea why Giant left in the first place.

VIDEO: A look at the hostile takeover and the build to the main event. This is well done in pushing all the key plot points.

IN THE RING: Michael Buffer does his introductions, and they’re fantastic. He calls Hall and Nash “interlopers” and points out there’s no third man. Gene enters the ring and wants to know where the third man is at. Hall says he’s here and he’s ready. Nash confirms he’s in the building and they have enough to handle it.

Scott Hall and Kevin Nash vs. Sting, Lex Luger, and Randy Savage

And this is what it’s all been building to. Not even a minute into the match, Sting hits a Stinger Splash on Nash in the corner. But the issue is Nash was holding down Luger, and the splash sends Luger down to the outside. Sting and Savage check on him, then the medical team comes out to put Luger on a gurney. So now it’s two on two with Luger out of the equation, which is another brilliant development and we’ll explain why shortly. Once again, the commentary trio is tremendous at pushing the threat of the Outsiders and their hatred for what they’ve done to WCW. Hall and Nash take control and work over Sting for a while.

Sting eventually makes the hot tag to Savage, and he cleans house. But Nash with the low blow after Randy Anderson gets distracted by Hall, and now everyone is down. HERE COMES HULK HOGAN. That leads to the famous line from Heenan: “Yeah, but whose side is he on?” I can appreciate it given the years of hatred he had for Hogan, though I can also understand why Bischoff and company would be pissed since it inserted some doubt. Of course, then Hogan shoves Anderson and hits the leg drop on Savage to officially reveal himself as the third man. There are a few fans in the crowd who LOVE this development. Hogan pins Savage as Hall does the mock three count, but Schiavone won’t acknowledge that shit.

Wrestling fans know what happens next. The fans pelt them with trash as Gene enters the ring. Hogan goes full heel on the fans and adopts the New World Order moniker. He then explains how he became bigger than the WWF and WCW. They’re gonna destroy everyone in their path, and the trash just keeps coming. Hogan tells the fans to stick it and continues to run them down. What a masterful piece of business from everyone involved, including Schiavone’s sign-off line of “Hulk Hogan, you can go to hell….straight to hell!” By taking Luger out early, it evened the playing field, which only furthered the idea that Hogan’s arrival would mean WCW would once again have the advantage. Though Heenan’s last cast some doubt, it didn’t make the turn any less shocking. Wrestling’s biggest babyface turned his back on his fans and his company and thus, in the process, created an undeniable buzz that has never been rivaled. This earns legendary status not for the in-ring action, but for all the elements that built to one of the most stunning reveals in wrestling history. (Legendary)

BLAKE’S TAKE ON WCW BASH AT THE BEACH 1996

Overall Rating: 8.0/10

Thoughts: Bash at the Beach 1996 is a perfect example of a show where all parts cannot be rated equally. This was all about the payoff to the biggest angle in the business at the time, and boy was the payoff worth your money. For that reason, it’s impossible to call this a bad show and anything other than a rousing success. The opener and Flair vs. Konnan are also quality matches.

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In this WWF RAW 4/8/02 review, Ric Flair announces two No. 1 Contender’s matches, Trish Stratus gets her hands on Molly Holly, and much more.

Let’s jump in.

– We get a SmackDown recap of Vince McMahon naming Hulk Hogan the No. 1 contender for the Undisputed title after Ric Flair said it would be The Undertaker on RAW.

IN THE RING: Naturally, Taker is pissed and wants answers. Flair struts out and says he got a little too ambitious. However, he gets to make the championship match after Backlash, so Flair tells him to calm the hell down. Taker calls him a no-good son of a bitch, which is the opposite of calming the hell down. Taker once again refers to the beating he gave Flair at WrestleMania 18 and demands Flair make him the No. 1 contender.

Taker threatens him but here comes Steve Austin. He orchestrates the ‘What’ chants like an absolute legend and takes shots at both Flair and Taker. Austin’s watch is talking to him! Siri in 2002. Austin wants Flair to make a decision on if it’ll be him or Taker as the No. 1 contender. Flair has issues with both of them and says if anyone touches him, there will be hell to pay. He then announces two top contender matches with Taker vs. Rob Van Dam and Austin vs. Scott Hall.

Taker is once again pissed and tells Flair there’s gonna be hell to pay if he doesn’t get the title match. Taker then calls Austin “cueball” and Austin goes after Taker. I can’t say I miss the era of 20-minute promos to start a show. Even with three legends like this, it was probably longer than it needed to be.

Booker T vs. (c) Bubba Ray Dudley – WWF Hardcore Title

Before the match, Booker says the folks came to see the SPINNEROONI. He’s right! Booker does the spinnerooni and wants Bubba to do the same. Bubba then does a dance that must be seen to be believed before Booker attacks to start the match. We’ve got trash cans and trumpets as the weapons of choice, which is a unique combination.

Booker takes control and uses a stop sign and trash can on Bubba. JR pumps up Bubba as a singles competitor, then the fans want tables. WHERE’S D’VON? That’s right, he’s on SmackDown. Bubba brings out the table anyways, but Goldust hits the ring and hits a DDT on Booker. Bubba then powerbombs Goldust and pins him for the win…..I think?

BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman with Trish Stratus. We see the recap of Molly Holly attacking Trish last week during the BIKINI PADDLE ON A POLE MATCH. That was real. Trish talks about Molly getting her from behind, and of course, the crowd can’t help themselves. William Regal walks in and isn’t happy about Trish flashing her BRISTLES to everyone. Regal goes to talk about Spike Dudley, and Trish makes fun of Regal losing to him. Regal rants on Spike.

BACKSTAGE: Terri finds Kane looking at the Divas swimsuit issue. Kane says just because he has a burnt face, it doesn’t mean his other parts aren’t working. VINTAGE KANE. Terri asks him about approaching life differently, and Kane says freaks kick ass. He hypes his match with X-Pac and says he sucks.

BACKSTAGE: X-Pac with Hall and Kevin Nash. X-Pac doesn’t want them coming with him to the ring.

X-Pac vs. Kane – Falls Count Anywhere Match

These two go right at each other and JR expects Hall and Nash to interfere. X-Pac and Kane fight into the crowd and they make their way backstage. Hall and Nash immediately destroy Kane with a pipe and 2×4, with X-Pac using the chair on Kane for the win. After the match, X-Pac rips Kane’s mask off but Bradshaw runs them off.

BACKSTAGE: After the break, Kane is being attended to as we transition to X-Pac wearing Kane’s mask. Flair walks in pissed, and Nash threatens him. So Flair suspends his ass. Nash wants to sue Flair but he doesn’t care.

Spike Dudley vs. (c) William Regal – European Title

Hilarious spot before the match starts with Regal dropping a pair of brass knucks. The referee picks them up to get them out of the ring, which allows Regal to place a second pair in the turnbuckle. Spike runs down and clocks Regal with the knucks before the bell, and he quickly pins Regal to win the title. This was clever.

BACKSTAGE: Coach with Spike. Tommy Dreamer and Big Show walk by and pour slurpies on Spike, with Jacqueline also congratulating him. Then it’s Bubba Ray who shakes Spike’s hand.

Rob Van Dam vs. The Undertaker – No. 1 Contender’s Match

Again, the winner goes to Backlash to face the winner of the Austin vs. Hall match. Taker comes out with a vengeance and pounds away at RVD. It’s pretty incredible to watch RVD in this era, as he was so entertaining with his unique style. Rolling Thunder to Taker in what is one of my favorite RVD moves.

Taker essentially loses it and grabs a chair, but RVD quickly hits a Van Daminator. Then RVD goes up top and sees Eddie Guerrero out of the corner of his eye on the outside. So he flies onto him, but once RVD hops back in, he gets a chokeslam for a near fall. Taker goes for the Last Ride, but RVD reverses and hits a missile dropkick.

Five Star Frog Splash onto Taker, and in a great spot, Eddie hits RVD from behind with the IC title as the referee checks on Taker. Eddie then fakes an injury as the ref turns around. Taker goes for the pin, and RVD kicks out at two and a half. But Taker finally hits a huge Last Tide and gets the pin for the victory. The interference finish (which was a theme in this era) won’t be for everyone, but I really enjoyed this match. (Recommended)

RINGSIDE: Jazz joins commentary, and boy does she have a black eye. Brutal.

BACKSTAGE: Terri with Molly Holly. Molly explains why she attacked Trish and says she’s one of the best women’s wrestlers in the world. Terri thinks she’s jealous of the hot divas, and Molly says she’s pure and wholesome.

Trish Stratus vs. Molly Holly

JR continues to ask Jazz questions, but she’s no-selling everything. Good stuff. I like the character change for Molly. She did have a claim for being the best wrestler, so why not embrace it? Trish comes out aggressive, and that’s a little thing that’s important since she should be angry about Molly attacking her.

Lawler keeps trying to get Jazz to speak, and she’s not having it. Eventually, Trish confronts Jazz, and with an assist from Molly, Jazz nails Trish with the title while the referee is down. Molly then does a modified pin to steal the win.

RINGSIDE: JR and Lawler hype Triple H vs. Hollywood Hulk Hogan at Backlash.

BACKSTAGE: Brock Lesnar is pacing around the room and Paul Heyman tries to calm him down by taunting Phoenix.

IN THE RING: Heyman announces he’s officially Lesnar’s agent, and he hypes Lesnar as “the next big thing.” He uses more superlatives but really pushes that line, which we know would stick. Even two decades later, it’s easy to why Lesnar would become such a huge star. He has “it.” The Hardy Boyz come in to attack Lesnar, and he throws them out. Then they come back in with chairs and hit Lesnar with two BRUTAL chair shots to the head. I cringe every time I see those in this era.

Mr. Perfect vs. The Big Show

Before the match, they show the huge dent in one of the chairs from the attack on Lesnar. If you’ve read any of my other reviews, you know that Perfect is one of my favorites. It was fun seeing him back in WWE during this short run. Perfect actually hits the Perfect Plex on Show (I am not joking), but Show kicks out at one and chokeslams Perfect for the quick victory.

BACKSTAGE: Austin enters Flair’s office and sits in his chair with his feet on the desk.

VIDEO: Hype for the WWF Divas Tropical Pleasure VHS tape. That probably got a few buys.

BACKSTAGE: Austin is still waiting for Flair, and in he comes. Austin is confused by Taker being the No. 1 contender, and Flair explains they’ll wrestle at Backlash. I thought that was already made clear, but I could be wrong.

Scott Hall (w/X-Pac) vs. Steve Austin – No. 1 Contender’s Match

X-Pac walks out with Kane’s mask to continue that storyline. Austin runs wild to start the match, which includes choking Hall with his jacket. This match is a full-on brawl between these two, with X-Pac getting involved on the outside. Hall takes control for a bit, but Austin fights back and we get a double clothesline.

Lou Thesz Press from Austin swings the momentum, but it’s another ref bump. Austin takes out Hall and X-Pac, then Taker runs in and hits a chokeslam on Austin. Bradshaw hits the ring and brawls with Taker through the crowd. Hall goes for the pin, but Austin kicks out.

Yet another ref bump, and X-Pac is back in for the 2-on-1 attack. Flair hits the ring and clocks X-Pac, then Austin hits the Stunner on X-Pac and Hall and pins Hall for the victory. Austin then hits the Stunner on Flair. A little too much happening in that finish for my liking, but the crowd was into it.

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BLAKE’S TAKE ON WWF RAW 4/8/02

• Overall Rating: 5.0/10
• RAW vs. SmackDown Standings (based on my show ratings, updated after 4/4 SmackDown): SmackDown leads 1-0
• Thoughts: As usual, most of the matches were more about furthering storylines than anything else. Upon rewatching this show it was clear they were trying a lot of different things, though none of it was all that appealing. I enjoyed Taker vs. RVD more than most probably, but the rest of the stuff was just kind of there. The numerous ref bumps and interference finishes were also a glaring issue with this episode.

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In this WWF SmackDown 4/4/02 review, it’s all about finding Triple H’s opponent for Backlash.

Let’s dive in.

– Vince McMahon is sitting on his comfortable couch and notes Ric Flair did not have the authority to name the No. 1 Contender for Triple H. Therefore, since Vince won the coin toss in the draft, he gets to name the top challenger. SUSPENSE.

– Michael Cole and Tazz hype the main event between Kurt Angle and Edge. Angle makes his way to the ring and he wants to publicly state that he’ll face Triple H at Backlash for the Undisputed title. Now we get the list of reasons why he can beat Triple H, including being adored by children and senior citizens worldwide! Before he can get to the other 26 reasons, Chris Jericho comes out. Jericho contends he deserves the title shot because he hasn’t gotten his one-on-one rematch. Jericho says he’s accepting the title shot and Angle doesn’t like it. They bicker for a bit until Jericho challenges Angle for a shot at Triple H. Here comes The Rock. He seems to set up making his case for getting a title shot, then says someone else may deserve it more. The crowd starts chanting for Hulk Hogan, and sure enough, that’s what Rock was thinking. Jericho and Angle are pissed, but Rock doesn’t care what they think. He lets the crowd chant for their pick, and it’s Hogan.

– Scotty 2 Hotty hypes up Albert for their opportunity at the WWF Tag Team titles.

Scotty 2 Hotty and Albert vs. (c) Billy and Chuck (w/Rico) – WWF Tag Team Titles

The Billy and Chuck team probably wasn’t everyone’s favorite, but their chemistry in this era is undeniable. They’re also good workers. As usual, Rico got ivolved in this one, leading to the referee getting distracted with Alberto and Palumbo on the outside. That allowed Rico to hop in and roundhouse kick Scotty, and Billy got the pin to retain.

• Rating: *1/2

– After the match, Albert comes in to get face to face with Rico. However, Albert turns and destroys Scotty. HEEL TURN.

– Mark Lloyd asks Vince about his decision on the No. 1 contender. Vince says he knows what the public wants more than they do. That’s interesting. Vince then says it’ll be Triple H vs. Hogan at Backlash.

– Jericho loses it and seeks out Rock, and they set up a match for later.

– We get a video of the partnership between Diamond Dallas Page and Christian, which saw DDP teach Christian the power of positive thinking. What a storyline. Of course, Christian eventually turns on him, and DDP got his revenge at WrestleMania 18.

Christian vs. Diamond Dallas Page

The stuff between these two actually was pretty entertaining. I mean, it was certainly better than DDP stalking The Undertaker‘s wife. Quick start to this match with several counters and near falls. Christian throws a tantrum, but he was faking. Christian quickly refocuses to hit the Unprettier to get the win.

• Rating: *1/2

– Angle is still angry about Vince’s decision. Edge walks up to him and says he feels bad that their friendship ended. That leads to the memorable skit where Edge has pictures of Angle, but on the back, they say things like “Yes I suck” and “I’m a dork” when Angle holds them up. Edge leaves before Angle realizes it.

– Triple H comes out and discusses Hogan as his new opponent for Backlash. HERE COMES THE HULKSTER. Hogan says he didn’t think it could get bigger than WrestleMania I, then WrestleMania III, then WrestleMania 18. But now it doesn’t get any bigger than the Undisputed title, and if the fans think he deserves a shot, he’s gonna take it. Triple H says it’ll be an honor to face it, but he’s sad he’s gonna have to hurt someone he’s looked up to. Triple H really plays up his old heel tendencies as the crowd is fully behind Hogan. This was great stuff from both men to get you invested in the Backlash match.

Edge vs. Kurt Angle

Edge’s Rob Zombie theme is another Forceable Entry classic. I mentioned the chemistry with Billy and Chuck earlier, but add Edge and Angle to the list of awesome chemistry guys. That applies not only to their heel group but also as opponents. Cool spot early on with Angle getting caught in the ropes, and Edge taking advantage by hitting back-to-back spears. Angle grabs a chair but it innocently lays on the apron for a few until he uses the chair to block Edge’s offense, leading to the DQ.

• Rating: **

– After the match, Angle goes to use the chair on Edge, but Edge counters and Angle escapes.

– Billy Kidman walks up to Torrie Wilson in the back. Kidman knows Torrie will be in Tajiri‘s corner, and he wants to wish them the best of luck. Tajiri catches Torrie hugging Kidman and is pissed. So, he asks Torrie to kiss him. She does. PIMPJIRI.

Billy Kidman vs. (c) Tajiri (w/Torrie Wilson) – WWF Cruiserweight Title

Tazz gives Kidman shit for trying to hook up with Torrie backstage. Gotta love Tazz. Obviously, this is a hell of a matchup with two outstanding talents. I liked them both, but still don’t think Tajiri gets enough credit for his skills. These two traded incredible offense right off the bat and eventually worked to the tarantula spot. At one point, Torrie grabbed the belt and held onto it, and when Tajiri went to use it as a weapon, he realized it wasn’t there. Kidman then took control and pinned Tajiri for the victory to win the title.

• Rating: **

– Tajiri grabs a mic and loses his mind on Torrie.

– Vince tells Bob Holly about his hatred of Maven. He wants Holly to teach Maven a lesson. Pretty sure Maven is gonna get the shit beat out of him. Holly leaves and Stacy Kiebler enters. She wants to offer Vince her services, Vince drops his papers (not his trousers), and Stacy bends over to get them. Stacy talks about Vince’s sperm quote on RAW and they take a seat on the couch.

– Back from commercial, and an angry D’Von Dudley confronts Vince. D’Von is pissed about the Dudley Boyz split and wants an explanation. Vince sweet talks D’Von and then challenges him to find out who he is. Vince throws him out of his office and tells him not to come back until he’s ready. TESTIFY.

– Al Snow with Maven. Snow hypes the ass whooping Maven is gonna get from Holly. Pretty funny.

Maven vs. Hardcore Holly

After a flurry of offense from Maven, Holly delivers some VICIOUS chops and proceeds to kick him in the nuts. Classic Bob Holly. Maven fights back to regain the momentum, but Holly hits the Alabama Slam for the victory.

• Rating: NR

– We get a recap of the setup for the Jericho vs. Rock main event.

Chris Jericho vs. The Rock

We’ve got a BROUHAHA on our hands as they fight into the crowd before the match even begins. Jericho gains the advantage by slingshotting Rock into the post, then the match officially starts. They went into full throttle from there, with lots of back and forth to keep the crowd on their feet. However, the shenanigans eventually came into play, with Angle hitting the ring only to get his ass kicked by Rock. Jericho goes for the People’s Elbow on Rock, but Rock pops up to go for it himself. Angle stops him and hits the Angle Slam. However, Rock kicks out at two and a half. Edge runs down to attack Angle and we’ve got chaos everywhere. Jericho goes for the Lion Sault, but he misses and Rock hits the Rock Bottom for the win. Hot main event.

Rating: ***

Blake’s SmackDown 4/4/02 Awards

• Best Match: Chris Jericho vs. The Rock
• Overall SmackDown 4/4/02 Rating: 7.0/10
• RAW vs. SmackDown Show Ratings (based on my individual show scores through Week 1): SmackDown leads 1-0
• Thoughts: This was a fun first brand split edition of SmackDown. I really enjoyed the Triple H/Hogan segment to set up their Undisputed title match at Backlash. It was strong promo work from both men. Meanwhile, Rock vs. Jericho was entertaining, and it showcased SmackDown’s loaded roster with the involvement from Angle and Edge.

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In this WrestleMania X-Seven review, The Rock defends the WWF title against Steve Austin, Vince McMahon squares off with Shane McMahon, and much more.

Let’s jump in.

Show: WrestleMania X-Seven

Date: April 1, 2001

VIDEO: An awesome opening video package with narration from Freddie Blassie.

RINGSIDE: Jim Ross and Paul Heyman open up the show with “My Way” from Limp Bizkit playing in the background. This is, of course, Heyman’s first WrestleMania on commentary.

William Regal vs. (c) Chris Jericho – Intercontinental Title

We get a video package hyping the storyline, which included Commissioner Regal putting Jericho through the wringer. That led to Jericho pissing in Regal’s tea. Sometimes all you need to start a feud is a little urine in a man’s drink. Regal’s chest looks like chopped meat in the early going, and he goes the technical route to work over Jericho’s shoulder. Regal controls most of the match, and when Jericho tries to turn him over for the Walls, the shoulder won’t allow him to do it. Regal stretches him to put even more damage on the shoulder, but Jericho manages to reach the ropes. After more back and forth, Jericho hits the Lionsault to retain.

Blake’s Take: A pretty straightforward match with the heel focusing on a single body part, only for the babyface to find enough to win. Jericho and Regal know their wrestling psychology, and this was simple but effective. (Recommended)

IN THE PARKING LOT: A limo pulls up with a “WCW 1” license plate. It’s Shane McMahon.

BACKSTAGE: Bradshaw is pissed off, and Farooq and Jacqueline try to calm him down.

Right to Censor (Val Venis, Bull Buchanan, & The Goodfather) vs. Tazz & The Accolytes (w/Jacqueline)

Tazz’s entrance theme is on WWF The Music Vol. 5, and I thought that was one of the better CDs in this era. The Right to Censor really was a wild group when you look back at it. All hell breaks loose before the bell rings, then it continues with a flurry of offense from both sides. The fans came to see the RTC get their asses kicked, and that seemed to be the aim of this match. Bradshaw with a superplex to Val, then he ducks a Goodfather splash and hits the Clothesline From Hell for the victory.

Blake’s Take: Sometimes the crowd just wants to see the annoying heels get what they deserve. That’s what this was, and it worked fine.

BACKSTAGE: Trish Stratus rolls Linda McMahon around in a wheelchair, and Stephanie McMahon cuts them off in the hallway. Steph mocks Linda and wants Trish to get the victory celebration ready for after the match. This storyline was something.

Big Show vs. Kane vs. (c) Raven – Hardcore Title

I haven’t watched this match since 2001, but I do remember thinking it was a hidden gem. Let’s see if that holds true 22 years later. Raven and Kane start fighting before Show even makes his entrance. Once he does, Kane throws Raven to Show, who catches him. Kane decides to go up top and fly off onto Show in a nice sequence. All three fight into the crowd, and it’s total chaos as you would expect. They make their way to the back, where Kane throws Raven through a wall, then Show slams Kane onto some pallets. Show tries to padlock an area to keep Kane out, but Kane breaks the door. He’s done that before, folks! Kane throws Raven through a glass window, and Show literally puts Kane through a door. Those two put each other through a door after that. Raven hops on a golf cart, so Show hops on the back. They run into a chain fence, so Kane decides to do them one better and grab his own golf cart. He then proceeds to try to run over Raven’s foot. This match is pure nonsense and I love it. JR with the line of the match after Show throws Raven onto a table of catering: “There goes the Snapple.” Not the Snapple! They finally make their way back to the stage, and Kane gives a big boot to Show, who is holding Raven above his head. That sends them off the stage through some padding. Kane jumps off the stage with a leg drop onto Show to win the title.

Blake’s Take: By no means a technical classic, but this was everything I wanted in a WWF hardcore match in this era. A lot of big spots and a 7-foot monster hitting a Hulk Hogan leg drop off a stage. What more could you ask for? (Recommended)

BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle is watching footage of Chris Benoit making him tap out during a recent segment. Edge and Christian are in a good mood, but Angle reiterates to them that he never officially tapped out.

AT WWF NEW YORK: Jimmy Snuka is there with fans.

RINGSIDE: Jonathan Coachman interviews an Australian woman who says “WWF RULES!”

BACKSTAGE: The Rock is here, and he’s already getting booed by the fans.

Eddie Guerrero (w/Perry Saturn) vs. (c) Test – European Title

JR makes it clear that he hates Saturn’s obnoxious hat. The story in the early going is that Eddie has no answer for Test’s power. Also, Saturn takes the hat off, much to JR’s delight. Eddie goes for the hurricanrana off the top, but Test counters with a flying elbow to the face for a two count. Eddie distracts the referee to allow Saturn to get a few cheap shots in with Test’s leg tied up in the ropes. Eddie works over Test’s leg for a while after that to try to eliminate the size advantage. Test regains the momentum with two tilt-a-whirl slams, but Eddie kicks out at two. Eddie with a low blow that the referee doesn’t see, and the latter also somehow doesn’t see Saturn coming in the ring and hitting a snap suplex. The timing wasn’t great on that one, but it only gets Eddie a near fall. Test with the pump handle slam, and Eddie kicks out again. Saturn is back in the ring, and Test hits the big boot to both him and Eddie. However, here comes Dean Malenko to break up the count, which the referee once again doesn’t see. Test goes after Malenko, and what do you know, the referee is distracted again. That’s enough to allow Saturn to slip Eddie the belt, and he hits Test with it to win the title.

Blake’s Take: Lots of shenanigans from the Radicalz, and at times, it did make the referee look like a complete buffoon. But Eddie winning was the right move, and it’s always enjoyable to watch his underhanded tactics as a heel.

BACKSTAGE: Michael Cole with Mick Foley, who will referee Vince vs. Shane. Cole isn’t sure Foley can be fair, but he will be…..right here in Houston, Texas!

BACKSTAGE: Steve Austin has arrived, and he looks deep in thought.

RINGSIDE: Angle says he isn’t a big fan of the state of Texas. He’s curious why the state flag is missing 49 stars. He also calls the fans “bull riding, beer-bellied, Texas yeehaws” in a pretty tremendous line.

Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit

Heyman’s excitement for this match is obvious: “This is as excited as a man can get with his clothes on.” They jockey for position as Angle tries to prove he’s the better technical wrestler. The crowd is eating this thing up. Angle regroups on the outside after Benoit goes for the Crossface, then Benoit does it again but Angle gets to the ropes. Angles turns up his aggression, as Heyman notes Angle is turning it into a brawl after getting outwrestled by Benoit. Great commentary there. Angle stays on offense for a bit, but Benoit fights back with chops. That doesn’t last, with Angle hitting multiple belly-to-belly suplexes to regain control. They exchange some vicious chops, and Benoit eventually hits a superplex off the top for a near fall. Two German suplexes from Benoit, but Angle goes for the Ankle Lock. However, Benoit counters into an Ankle Lock of his own before Angle fights out. Then Benoit locks on the Crossface in the middle of the ring, which Angle counters into his own Crossface before Benoit gets to the ropes. Awesome sequence. Benoit kicks Angle into the referee, and Angle taps to the Crossface….but the referee is still down. Angle hits the Angle Slam, but Benoit kicks out at two and three quarters. Angle goes for a moonsault, and Benoit gets the knees up. Benoit with the flying headbutt for another near fall. However, it’s Angle who counters another technical sequence, and he holds Benoit’s tights to score the victory.

Blake’s Take: This was great stuff from these two. They played up Angle’s frustration at Benoit’s ability to counter his technical wrestling moves, which forced him to find another way to win by any means necessary. Heyman was also fantastic in pushing the story of this match. (Must-See)

BACKSTAGE: Cole asks Regal how he’s doing. He’s fine, but what’s not fine is his desk. That’s because Kamala and Kim Chee are in there, with Kamala dancing on it. Regal’s response to Kamala wanting him to rub the moon on his belly is hilarious.

VIDEO: Members of the U.S. Army hang out with WWF superstars at a pep rally. This is worth watching for Angle’s comments alone.

BACKSTAGE: Kevin Kelly asks Angle if he respects Benoit. Angle loses it, and Benoit runs in and locks on the Crossface again as officials try to break it up.

VIDEO: We see highlights of the build to Chyna vs. Ivory.

Chyna vs. (c) Ivory – Women’s Title

JR and Heyman reveal that Chyna has signed a clause saying she can’t sue if Ivory injures her, which plays off the neck injury and stretcher angle at the Royal Rumble. The RTC is also banned from ringside. Ivory hits Chyna with the belt before the bell rings, then she goes to work on Chyna’s neck. Chyna takes over the match from there, and she pulls Ivory up to take a few more shots before hitting the power bomb to win the title.

Blake’s Take: Just like with the other RTC match, this accomplished what it needed to accomplish. The babyface triumphs, and the heel gets put in their place.

BACKSTAGE: Vince, Stephanie, and Trish with medicated Linda. Cole barges in and wants Vince’s reaction to the shocking development of Shane buying WCW. Vince says if he wants shocking, he’ll get shocking, and he guarantees it. Wonder what he means by that?!

VIDEO: All the craziness that led to Vince vs. Shane. That included Trish oiling up Vince for a massage, Vince making Trish bark like a dog, Vince and Trish exchanging tongues in front of Linda, and more wholesome entertainment like that.

RINGSIDE: Shane gives a shout to his new WCW friends in the suites. I spot Mark Jindrak, Lance Storm, Mike Awesome, Chavo Guerrero Jr., Stacy Keibler, Shawn Stasiak, Mike Sanders (maybe?), Hugh Morrus, and John Laurinaitis.

Shane McMahon vs. Vince McMahon (w/Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley) – Street Fight w/ Special Guest Referee: Mick Foley

Shane takes out his aggression on Vince early on, and that leads to Stephanie getting involved and slapping the taste out of Shane’s mouth. Shane beats the hell out of Vince with a sign of some sort, then wraps an extension cord around his neck. Shane continues the beatdown and nails Vince with multiple kendo stick shots. Now he’s onto hitting Vince with a TV monitor and putting him on the Spanish announce table. Then comes the famous spot with Shane missing the flying elbow after Stephanie pulls Vince out of the way. And here comes Trish rolling Linda down the aisle. Trish checks on Vince and proceeds to slap him right in the face, so Stephanie slaps Trish and they brawl in the ring. Foley pulls Stephanie off, and she slaps him before running away. Trish chases Stephanie to the back as Vince locks eyes with Linda. Yep, she’s still medicated. Foley tries to get Linda out of the way, so Vince nails him with two chair shots. Vince picks Linda up and rolls her in the ring. He puts her in the corner in a chair, then throws in Shane and four trash cans. Vince pops Shane with a trash can and taunts Linda. Vince goes for the trash can shot for a third time, but SHE’S ALIVE. Seriously, the pop when Linda stands ups and kicks Vince is the nuts is truly insane. One of the loudest pops in this era, and that’s saying something. Foley beats up Vince, which allows Shane to hit the highlight reel coast-to-coast jump to smash the trash can in Vince’s face for the win.

Blake’s Take: The definition of Sports Entertainment. How could you not be sports entertained by this match? It hit all the McMahon family tropes and, again, Linda’s return to civilization was just nuts. It’s not a wrestling masterpiece, but for what it aimed to be, it’s pretty much perfect. (Must-See)

VIDEO: The Hardy Boyz were at WWF Axess, and Kevin Kelly asks them about TLC 2. Matt says their feud with Edge and Christian and The Dudley Boyz is personal. Jeff says he’s going into the match like it’s his last.

BACKSTAGE: Triple H has his game face on, and The Undertaker is warming up.

The Hardy Boyz vs. Edge and Christian vs. (c) The Dudley Boyz – TLC Match for the Tag Team Titles

JR plays up both Lita and Spike Dudley being injured, so they aren’t ringside with their teams. Rhyno had gored Lita in the build to the match. There’s no way to go move for move on a match like this, so we’ll hit the highlights. The crowd chants for tables a minute into the action, which makes sense. Plenty of ladder use right off the bat, with Edge and Christian dueling with Matt and Jeff, who hit a double team move off the ladder onto Christian. Then it’s the WASSUP from Bubba Ray and D’Von onto Edge. They make the fans happy by getting the tables. They power bomb Jeff through Edge on the table and set up multiple tables outside the ring. Bubba delivers a stiff ladder shot to Matt, and now all six men are climbing three separate ladders. Of course, they all fly off, including Christian going straight from the top of the ladder all the way to the floor. The other five at least had the ropes or mat break their fall.

Spike arrives, and he hits the bulldog on Edge before doing the same to Christian from the top through a ladder on the outside. Now it’s Rhyno’s turn to join the mix, and he spears Matt through a table in the corner. Next up is Lita, thong hanging out and all. She goes after Edge, but Rhino picks her up. Spike makes the save with a low blow to Rhyno, then she hits a hurricanrana off the top to Rhyno. Spike with a chair shot to Rhyno, and that causes him to fall into the ladder and send Edge flying. Bubba and D’Von hit the Dudleyville Device, but Lita cracks Spike with a chair. She also takes her shirt off, and the crowd seems pleased at that development. However, she turns around into a 3D from the Dudleyz. Edge and Christian hit Bubba with chairs and my goodness this match is wild.

Jeff with the Swanton off a ladder on the outside, and he dives through Rhyno and Spike. Four ladders now set up in the ring, and Christian and D’Von are hanging by the titles. They fall off as Jeff tries to walk across the other three ladders, but that doesn’t work. He climbs up instead and in yet another creative spot, he’s holding onto the titles as Bubba grabs the ladder to move it to one corner. Jeff still has it hooked with his feet though. That leads to Edge climbing the big ladder in the opposite corner, and he jumps to the middle of the ring and spears Jeff. INCREDIBLE. But wait, there’s more. Bubba and Matt climb the big ladder in the ring, and Rhyno shoves it to send them flying through the two tables that were set up on the outside. D’Von tries to climb the ladder, but Edge holds onto him as Rhyno puts Christian on his shoulders to allow him to retrieve the titles for the win.

Blake’s Take: I know we like to compare matches to other matches, but I haven’t rewatched the original TLC Match in a while. So, from a comparison standpoint, it’s hard to rate the two until I load that one up again. I’ve heard people say they enjoyed the first better since it didn’t have the interference, which is fine. However, this is still a classic in every way. (Legendary)

VIDEO: Highlights from WWF Axess. Some guy spent $205 on a Mr. Socko. I never went to one of these, but it seemed like an awesome deal.

IN THE RING: Howard Finkel announces the Houston Astrodome attendance record of 67,925.

RINGSIDE: Mean Gene Okerlund and Bobby Heenan make their way out to call the battle royal. Two of the best in any field in the history of pro wrestling and hearing the excitement in their voices to have the opportunity to return is so awesome.

The Bushwhackers vs. Duke “The Dumpster” Droese vs. The Iron Sheik vs. Earthquake vs. The Goon vs. Doink The Clown vs. Kamala vs. Repo Man vs. Jim Cornette vs. Nikolai Volkoff vs. Michael Hayes vs. One Man Gang vs. The Gobbly Gooker vs. Tugboat vs. Hillbilly Jim vs. Brother Love vs. Sgt. Slaughter – Gimmick Battle Royal

Heenan’s comments during each man’s entrance are pure gold. On Repo Man: “Last week, he repoed his own car. This man is nuts.” There are so many more gems like that. Earthquake throws out his former tag team partner Tugboat to push the any man for himself theme. Kamala throws out Earthquake though. It’s hilarious to see Jim Cornette and Bruce Prichard in this thing. The final four are Slaughter, Hillbilly, Love, and Sheiky Baby. Of course, since Sheik couldn’t be thrown over the top rope due to various injuries in his career, he’s your winner. After the match, Slaughter comes back in and locks on the Cobra Clutch to send Sheik to the mat.

Blake’s Take: Gene and Heenan were so great here. The nostalgia was real with all these memorable characters returning to the spotlight.

VIDEO: We look at the build to Triple H vs. The Undertaker, which included Stephanie getting a restraining order against The Undertaker. She should’ve gotten that years ago! Taker manages to get the match approved by Regal by having Kane hold Stephanie above his head while threatening to throw her from a balcony. Well, that’s one way to do it.

ON THE STAGE: Motorhead plays Triple H’s theme as he makes his way to the ring.

Triple H vs. The Undertaker

JR reminds us that this is the first-ever meeting between the two on pay-per-view. In a comical opening to the match, they brawl outside the ring and quickly break the makeshift Spanish announce table. It never had a chance. Meanwhile, also shares this trivia note: Taker has never lost at WrestleMania. Interesting! Taker controls things to start, and he attempts to go old school but Triple H throws him off the top. Triple H goes to his cerebral style and tries for three straight pinfalls but to no avail. He also shoves referee Mike Chioda, who shoves him back. Triple H throws the timekeeper over the guardrail and grabs the sledgehammer. He shoves Chioda once again, which leads to Chioda taking the sledgehammer from him. As he puts it out of the ring, Triple H goes for the Pedigree, but Taker slingshots him into Chioda in the corner. Taker with the chokeslam for a near fall. And now Taker kicks Chioda and gives him an elbow drop to the head. Absolutely hilarious stuff.

Heyman questions whether Taker has criminal intentions in another good line. Taker backdrops Triple H into the crowd and they fight towards the hard cam. They brawl around the electrical equipment and the crowd is loving it. Triple H nails Taker with two chair shots to the head before hauling off with a gazillion more. However, Taker regroups and choke slams Triple H off the camera tower to the padding on the floor. Taker then hits an elbow drop off the tower while the EMTs check on Triple H. Taker assaults the EMTs because we’ve learned by now that anyone in a supervisor role in this match is fair game. The security team has the hardest job of the match as they try to clear a path for the two to fight back to the ring.

Chioda is somehow still out in the ring, so Taker picks up the sledgehammer because why the hell not at this point? He goes to hit Triple H with it, but Triple H kicks him in the balls. However, Taker counters Triple H’s sledgehammer attempt with a big boot. Triple H makes the mistake of going for the Tombstone, and Taker counters it with his own but…there’s no referee since Chioda took a kick and elbow drop about a half hour ago. Taker goes for the Last Ride, but Triple H brings the sledgehammer with him and pops Taker in the head with it. CHIODA IS BACK. Triple H goes for the pin, but Taker kicks out at two and three quarters. Taker is bleeding like a stuck pig. Triple H with corner punches, but Taker picks him up and hits the Last Ride for the victory to move to 9-0 at WrestleMania.

Blake’s Take: This matched worked the Attitude Era brawl formula very well. There was brawling, ref bumps, fighting in the crowd, weapons, and more. To be honest, I recall thinking this was underwhelming in previous years. However, on this rewatch, I found it to be a bit underrated. (Must-See)

BACKSTAGE: The Rock makes his way to the ring, while Austin stares at himself in the mirror. The subtle hints are great when you know how things unfold.

VIDEO: Yes, this is THE video package. I consider it the best in wrestling history. You’ve got “My Way” and highlights from JR’s legendary sit-down interview with Rock and Austin. “I need to beat you, Rock. I need it more than anything you could ever imagine.” Truly iconic. This is WWE production at its finest.

Steve Austin vs. (c) The Rock – No DQ Match for the WWF Title

The No DQ stipulation is a late addition to the match, and JR questions it. The foreshadowing was well done. Debra was involved in the build to the match, but they scrapped her involvement despite hyping she’d be in Rock’s corner. It was the right move to make it just about the rivalry between these two. Austin goes right at Rock to start things off, and once again, JR assumes it’s Regal who added the No DQ element to the match. The crowd is split on Rock since many are rooting for the hometown hero in Austin. They fight into the crowd, and boy did the security team earn their money on this show. Back in the ring and Austin is in control as Heyman points out Austin’s more aggressive approach to prove just how badly he wants the title. Austin with the superplex off the top for a two count. And now Austin takes the padding off the turnbuckle to add another hint of what he has in mind, but Rock regains the advantage with a jumping clothesline and suplex for a near fall.

Back outside the ring, and Rock backs referee Earl Hebner into the steps. As they turn around to Austin, he wallops Rock with the title belt. Rock is bleeding and they destroy the English announce table. Back inside and it’s mounted punches from Austin, then he applies the choke on Rock. Heyman reiterates that they don’t know the reason why this is No DQ. Austin with a near fall and he’s back to punching and kicking Rock in the face. Rock hits back-to-back clotheslines as the crowd boos him, then he gives Austin the middle finger before sending him face-first into the turnbuckle. Rock grabs the ring bell and he hammers a bloody Austin with it, but Austin kicks out at two and a half.

Rock controls the action for a bit until Austin slams him on the guardrail. Austin catapults Rock head-first into the ring post and both men are down on the outside. Austin grabs the TV monitor and nails Rock with it. Heyman asks yet again who made the No DQ rule. Meanwhile, Austin gets a two count on Rock. Double bird salute from Austin, but Rock counters a Stunner attempt into a Sharpshooter. Austin finally reaches the ropes to break the hold and man are both men a crimson mask at this point. Austin locks on a Sharpshooter of his own, but Rock manages to fight out. Another Sharpshooter from Austin and Rock grabs the ropes. Austin won’t let go and gives Hebner the bird. Austin then goes back to the past with the Million Dollar Dream, and JR points out he hasn’t brought that move out in years. Rock pushes off in the corner and gets a near fall on Austin.

Back and forth again, and it’s Rock who hits the Stunner on Austin. However, Austin kicks out at two and three quarters. The crowd starts to boo, and it’s because Vince is walking down the aisle. Austin hits a spinebuster and it’s another near fall. Rock then hits a spinebuster and drops the People’s Elbow….but Vince pulls Rock off of Austin. Rock’s facial expressions are priceless as he chases Vince around ringside, but he slides back in the ring and Austin hits a Rock Bottom for yet another dramatic two count. Austin goes for the Stunner, but Rock throws him into Hebner, who is knocked to the outside. Austin hits the low blow on Rock, and he wants Vince to hit Rock with a chair. He does just that and Vince throws Hebner in, but Rock kicks out again. Austin goes to hit Rock with a chair, but Rock reverses into the Rock Bottom. Vince grabs Hebner to prevent the count, and Rock throws him into the ring. However, he turns around to a Stunner from Austin…..but Rock kicks out! What an incredible finishing sequence. Vince hands Austin the chair once again, and Austin hits a brutal chair shot…..but Rock kicks out! Austin just brutalizes Rock with the chair and JR loses his mind as Austin scores the pin to win the title.

IN THE RING: Austin offers a handshake to Vince, and both JR and Heyman are pure gold with their reactions. Austin and Vince drink a beer over Rock, with JR ranting about Austin’s decision to join up with Vince. Rock stumbles to his feet, and Austin hits him with the belt for good measure.

Blake’s Take: Easily the best Austin/Rock match ever. You can certainly question the decision to turn Austin heel and align him with Vince, but in the moment, it was a stunning development that made fans want to see what came next. Even if the follow-up didn’t deliver, it doesn’t change the fact that this was awesome. The atmosphere only added to the greatness. (Legendary)

BLAKE’S TAKE ON WRESTLEMANIA X-SEVEN

Overall Rating: 10/10

Thoughts: Some shows are better through the lens of nostalgia than in reality. This is not one of those shows. Even two decades later, it’s one of the best pay-per-views I’ve ever seen. It had everything that a WWE fan during this time period could want. Every match was different, and the variety is unparalleled even in an era that featured a plethora of different characters. This is the peak of the Attitude Era and nothing since has been able to match it.

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In this WWF RAW 4/1/02 review, it’s the official start of the brand split era after the inaugural draft.

Let’s jump in!

– Ric Flair says the Ric Flair era has begun. He’s on a mission to sign Steve Austin to a contract. Flair also has the new Undisputed Championship to present to Triple H.

– ACROSS THE NATION hits to lead us into RAW. I absolutely loved that RAW theme. And we’ve got a new stage set. Another gem.

Booker T vs. (c) Rob Van Dam – Intercontinental Title

Flair booking hot matches right off the bat. Good stuff. Hell of a counter sequence to start the match. I don’t recall many matches between these two, and that is actually one of the best parts of doing these reviews years later. I’ve watched a lot of wrestling and remembering a random Booker T/RVD match on RAW in 2002 is tough to do. But it’s fresh and exciting upon rewatching it. It’s actually a clash of styles, with Booker working more methodical offense while RVD goes the high-flying route. The fans lose their shit at the Spinnerooni from Booker. Safe to say that move was over. JR says Booker T is not Buckwheat on crack, and that’s quite a line. But Booker is also not the new IC Champion, as RVD hits the Five Star Frog Splash for the win.

• Rating: Solid opener between two future Hall of Famers. Again, I don’t remember many matches between them, but the chemistry was there. **1/2

– After the match, Eddie Guerrero hits the ring and destroys RVD and hits his own Frog Splash. Is Eddie on RAW? It looks like it. BATTLE OF THE FROG SPLASHES.

– Vince McMahon comes in right after with a contract in hand. He wants to sign Austin to SmackDown. Vince calls for Austin to come out and we go to break while Vince is still talking. After the commercial, security is ringside, and Vince challenges them to come get him. He’s not leaving until Austin signs. Flair comes out and Vince taunts him and says he can’t stop Austin from signing. The Nature Boy tells him to hit the road, and Vince reminds him he beat him on SmackDown. Flair polls the crowd and they want Austin on RAW. Vince says no one is big enough and bad enough to remove him from the ring. Welllllll it’s the Big Show. Show grabs Vince and carries him to the back.

– We get the action during the break, which was Show throwing Vince out of the building.

William Regal vs. Spike Dudley

Nick Patrick checks Regal for weapons before the match, and like a true champion (Regal is the European champ), Regal hides the brass knucks in his armpit. Of course, what Regal doesn’t know is Patrick takes the knucks from the corner without Regal seeing him. There’s a “Jazz is my dad” sign in the crowd, and I don’t think that individual is telling the truth. Regal in complete control early on as Lawler makes runt jokes. Regal looks for the knucks in the corner and realizes they aren’t there. That allows Spike to hit the Dudley Dog to get the upset victory.

• Rating: Obviously, the pre-match shenanigans and pushing this as a non-title match hinted at the outcome. Good for Spike. **

– Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, and X-Pac stroll in the back and enter the APA’s old hangout and make it their own.

– Bradshaw and Jacqueline are talking when Crash Holly tells him the nWo has taken over the office.

– Trish Stratus is working on her wardrobe and Terri thinks she’s too to talk to her. Why? Because she’s on the cover of the Divas swimsuit magazine. I never bought that one. Not at all. They are about to fight when Flair walks up and grabs the magazine and flips through some pages. NAITCH! He sets up a match between the two. But it’s not just any match – it’s a Paddle on the Pole Match with both wearing bikinis. The Flair era is off to a thong….ummm….strong start.

– Debra says Austin will make a decision on his future tonight.

– Hall spraypaints APA’s door and Bradshaw comes in swinging. Nash knocks him down and X-Pac hits him with a chair shot.

Bubba Ray Dudley vs. (c) Raven – Hardcore Title

RAVEN HAS THE SHOPPING CART. That’s how you know business is about to pick up. It’s not every day you see a wrestler juggle oranges in a hardcore match, but that’s what Bubba does here. JR then said “freshly squeezed” to clearly foreshadow the eventual stardom of Orange Cassidy. Lots of trash can lid shots to Bubba’s head, then it’s the stop sign. I loved grabbing the stop sign from the crowd in WCW/NWO Revenge on the Nintendo 64. A true classic. Lawler is basically verbally erect thinking about the upcoming Trish/Terri match. Several near falls lead to Bubba hitting the Bubba Bomb to win the title.

• Rating: Your typical hardcore match during this era. It was freshly squeezed. **

– Vince is on the phone in his limo. He says he’s not leaving until Austin signs.

– Flair comes out with the new Undisputed title. He wants Triple H to come out but it’s The Undertaker instead. JR goes to his BOOGER RED line and can you imagine if that would’ve been Taker’s name when he debuted in the WWF? Taker pretty much says he’s not taking any shit from Flair and reminds him of their WrestleMania 18 match. The crowd keeps saying “what” and Taker tells them to keep saying it if they like to sleep with their own sister. They do. CLASSIC. Taker notes every time he wrestles Triple H, he beats his ass. Taker is about to throw down when Triple H joins the mix. He says he’s the champ and Taker can’t beat his ass again. A lot of ass beating on this show with the paddle match coming up in a bit. Taker challenges Triple H at Backlash and the champ accepts. Let’s see if they follow through with that (spoiler: they won’t). Triple H wants to fight but Taker backs off and grabs the title and puts it on Triple H’s shoulder.

The Hardy Boyz vs. Boss Man and Mr. Perfect

Boss Man and Perfect team?! This is awesomeness. I doubt Boss Man and Perfect had teamed before this, but I could be wrong. Talk about new school vs. old school with this matchup. Early on, all Lawler can talk about is Trish vs. Terri. VERBALLY ERECT. Good teamwork from Boss Man and Perfect until Boss Man lands in a “neutered state”. That means he racked his mini Boss Man. The action breaks down from there, and Matt hits the Twist off Fate on Boss Man. Jeff then hits the Swanton Bomb for the victory.

• Rating: The chemistry wasn’t quite there with these two teams. However, that’s probably to be expected in Boss Man and Perfect’s first match as a duo. **

– Brock Lesnar hits the ring and absolutely destroys both Matt and Jeff. This is how you get someone over. It’s pretty simple. Paul Heyman is once again with Lesnar, and JR is pissed at the potential relationship between the two.

Terri vs. Trish Stratus – Paddle on a Pole Bikini Match

Listen, if Ric Flair’s goal was to win week one of the brand split, you can’t blame the guy for adding this match to the card. Ratings bonanza in the key 18-49 male demo. Lawler makes a joke about having wood, and I don’t even know if he was joking. The best word to describe Terri’s attire is thin. Trish showcases some nice power, then quickly grabs the paddle for the win.

• Rating: It was a spectacle. NR

– After the match, Molly Holly attacks both Trish and Terri, then hits a BRUTAL shot to Trish’s head with the paddle. Ouch.

– Vince is back on the phone outside his limo. He says somehow he’ll get back in the building.

– It’s WWF New York! Hell of a crowd in attendance.

– Austin enters Flair’s office and wants to know why Vince can’t come in the building. Austin wants Flair to let him in to help him make his decision. Flair doesn’t seem thrilled about it.

– We get a video recapping Kane cutting his hilarious promo on The Rock and Hulk Hogan. So great.

Kane vs. X-Pac (w/Scott Hall and Kevin Nash)

Honestly, I enjoyed the feud these two had in 1998. It’s a little different setup for this match but they’ve always had great chemistry. Any time I rewatch an X-Pac match, it’s a reminder of how good that dude was in the ring. He could work with pretty much anyone. Hall and Nash get involved and attack Kane on the outside while X-Pac distracts Earl Hebner. More shenanigans from Hall and Nash, but Kane battles back with some power moves. Kane has had enough of Hall and pops him. Then Kane flies off the top and seems to be in compete control, but Hall and Nash hit the ring to force the DQ. Bradshaw runs in to make the save.

• Rating: Solid stuff until the DQ. It sets up a storyline moving forward, so at least it served a purpose. **1/2

– Flair and Vince make their way to the ring with contracts in hand. Vince once again taunts Flair and talks about his INTELLECTUAL SPERM launching the pro wrestling boom. Vince also takes credit for introducing Austin’s character. Austin is clearly tired of listening about sperm and makes his way out. He even says he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the INTELLECTUAL SPERM. Austin then plays up the “What” chants to absolute perfection. Sure, it would become annoying, but damn could Austin make it work. Vince tries to suck up to Austin, so Austin gives him the finger. Austin then lures Vince into thinking he’ll sign and says April Fools before hitting the Stunner on his ass. Flair loses his mind and jacket and drinks beer with Austin. Flair also hits a KNEE DROP on a beer can. Absolute legend. Flair struts and then Austin hits the Stunner on Flair before signing the contract. Vince gets up, so Austin stuns him again.

Blake’s RAW 4/1/02 Awards

• Best Match: Booker T vs. Rob Van Dam
• Overall RAW 4/1/02 Rating: 6.0/10
• Thoughts: Solid start to the Flair era on RAW. The matches were mainly about advancing storylines, which makes sense early in the brand split. Yes, there was the ridiculous paddle bikini match, but you know what you’re getting with this era. I enjoyed the Austin/Flair/Vince segment, as despite it being predictable, those three in the ring together is gold. We also had the furthering of the hatred between Undertaker and Flair. An enjoyable episode with a lot of star power.

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In this WWF SmackDown 3/28/02 review, it’s the final dual-branded show before the split. So, the two general managers figure they’ll settle their differences in the ring.

Let’s jump in!

– THE FIST. Still the most awesome set in WWE history. Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler hype the main event and the events of the first draft on RAW.

Booker T vs. Diamond Dallas Page

These two were on opposite sides in the RAW tag match. Their partners? Edge and Christian, respectively. Nice to start the last non-brand split show with a WCW match. We’ve got the draft ticket at the bottom of the screen to promote the sports element. The crowd gets occupied with something early in the match, and it turns out it’s BROCK LESNAR and Paul Heyman. Lesnar just destroys Booker and DDP as Cole and Lawler ponder Lesnar’s relationship with Heyman.

• Rating: NR

– Our Olympic hero Kurt Angle has arrived. He wrestled in the Olympics with a broken freakin’ neck! Angle tells the crowd they suck and it’s hard to disagree. The “What?” chants are in full force at this point. It’s incredible the mileage that chant has racked up over the years. Angle wants a moment for silence for Stephanie McMahon after she was forced to leave based on being pinned by Triple H on RAW. The fans just won’t show Steph respect, and ANGLE EXITS THE RING TO BEAT UP SOME FANS! Vince McMahon comes out to stop it. Vince hates the crowd and hates Triple H, so he calls him a son of a bitch and blames him for Steph’s problems. He’s also happy Triple H is the WWF Champion so he can wrestle on both shows. HERE COMES THE GAME. Triple H says Vince hasn’t seen nothing yet then cues up the replay of him pinning Steph and the crowd singing the goodbye song. Angle is PISSED and wants a match. So does Vince, and he sets up a handicap match. Ric Flair….WOOOOO….is here. He recalls his Philly partying and says he’s gonna team with Triple H. Not all long segments are great, but this was fun.

– Bubba Ray Dudley and D’Von Dudley. They’ve got a shot at the tag titles tonight and it’ll keep them together as a team if they win since they were drafted to different brands. STAKES.

The Dudley Boyz vs. (c) Billy and Chuck (w/Rico) – WWF Tag Team Titles

I’m reviewing this in 2021 and Billy Gunn has not aged a month since 2002. I mean maybe a little bit but not much. Hot start for the Dudleyz, and that makes sense considering what they have at stake. Also, keep in mind this is Philly, and Philly loves them some Dudleyz. Some shenanigans from Rico, and he distracts the referee. D’Von chases Rico to the back, allowing Chuck to use underhanded tactics. That leads to Billy hitting the Fameasser for the win to retain.

• Rating: **

– D’Von comes back after the match, and they hit the 3D and wasssuuppp before D’Von gets the tables. 3D through the tables and that’s that for the Dudleyz.

– The APA is playing cards and they’re not happy about being on separate brands. They see Tajiri and Torrie Wilson, and Bradshaw tells Tajiri to tell everyone there’s beer. Then he tells Torrie to stay to play strip poker. Of course.

– Lillian Garcia with Lita and Matt Hardy. They’re excited they’re on the same brand with Jeff Hardy. But someone who isn’t is Chris Jericho. He’s pissed about not being the Undisputed Champion and wants his title back. Matt calls him a has-been, so Jericho attacks him from behind and Lita also takes a spill.

– Hulk Hogan and The Rock are backstage. That’s some star power right there. Rock wants them to whoop the nWo’s candy asses. Hogan isn’t sure about trusting Kane, and Rock does expressions saying Kane’s not King Kong Bundy or Kamala but he’s a machine. Kane arrives, and Rock hilariously tries to make him flinch. Kane asks Rock if he’s ready but IT DOESN’T MATTER IF ROCK IS READY. That was terrific. Kane then does a Rock promo and hulks up. Holy shit this was just the best.

Hulk Hogan, The Rock, and Kane vs. The nWo – Six-Man Tag Team Match

It’s a shame we get the generic Hogan music on Peacock instead of Voodoo Child. Cole informs us we’re getting Jericho vs. Matt. We also get plugs for the tobacco is whacko campaign, Stacker 2, and Hungry-Man frozen dinners. What a trio. I did enjoy some Hungry-Man dinners back in the day. The crowd loves this match, and I can’t blame them. A lot of star power in one ring. There’s something about a Rock vs. Hall matchup that’s pretty awesome. It’s probably the charisma. The energy is just different when they’re in the ring together, which I guess wasn’t all that much during their careers. We work to a sleeper hold spot with Hall, who has been busted open, locking it in on Hogan. Then it’s hot tag time to Kane. He runs wild on the entire nWo, and Flair has to be happy with his draft pick. We’ve got an all-out BROUHAHA on our hands, and Kane hits the chokeslam on X-Pac to get the victory. This was quality entertainment.

• Rating: ***

Chris Jericho vs. Matt Hardy (w/Lita)

Don’t forget to visit WWFY2J.com, fans! Those superstar websites were something. Can’t say I remember them all that much. I like that this match starts with both men going right at each other. Jericho sneak attacked Matt in the back, so why would Matt walk into the ring and wait for the bell? Little things like that matter, at least to yours truly. The referee gets occupied with Matt early, and Lita hits the hurricanrana off the top on Jericho. However, Matt inadvertently sends Jericho into Lita on the apron, and that didn’t work out well. Jericho used the low blow on Matt while the ref was distracted with Lita, and Jericho used the Walls of Jericho to pick up the win.

• Rating: NR

– After the match, Jericho locks in the walls on Lita for good measure. Bastard!

– The strip poker game has gained a lot of new members, including Christian, Booker T, and others. Turns out Tajiri wins the poker hand, and Torrie removes a bracelet. Christian gets angry about his hand and beats the table.

Test vs. (c) Rob Van Dam – Intercontinental Title

Forceable Entry, which featured RVD’s theme, is still an awesome CD. Lawler wants to be on the brand that has the best puppies to absolutely no one’s surprise. Cole reminds us Test has immunity (I vaguely remember this storyline) so he can pretty much do whatever he wants and not get fired. So, he does by nearly punching Earl Hebner, and RVD grabs him and Hebner counts the quick pin. True babyface tactics from Earl!

• Rating: NR

– Jonathan Coachman with Raven. He gets a nice cheer from Philly and quotes Oscar Wilde. That’s so Raven.

Raven vs. (c) Maven – Hardcore Title

A rhyme lover’s dream! What’s probably not a dream is getting beat over the head with a trash can lid. Just ask Raven. Since we’ve still got 24/7 rules, Tommy Dreamer hits the ring and ECW fans also love that. After that run-in, Raven regains the advantage and hits the Raven Effect on Maven to win the title.

• Rating: NR

– Vince isn’t happy about losing the Hardcore title. Meanwhile, Angle has heard a rumor Steve Austin will be on RAW.

– Cole and Lawler recap all the draft picks.

– Back to the poker game and William Regal enters the mix to run down the APA being out of business. Bradshaw kicks his ass and he and Farooq reminisce before walking out the door and switching the sign to closed and turning off the lights. Big fan of the storytelling in this one.

Kurt Angle and Vince McMahon vs. Triple H and Ric Flair

Vince in true GENETIC JACKHAMMER form. Meanwhile, Flair is shirtless and wearing dress pants. Vince wants to start the match…..until Flair starts the match. Flair wrestling in dress pants will never not be weird. It’s CHOP TIME as Flair and Triple H chop Angle. I think during that sequence, Vince’s traps grew an inch. Vince doesn’t get into the match until Angle has Flair incapacitated. Eventually, Vince gets the dumb idea to go for the Figure Four, and that backfires. Flair low blows Angle, but Angle battles back and goes for the Ankle Lock. Triple H breaks it up but the bad guys are back in control with Vince locking on the Figure Four. Flair eventually breaks out and makes the mild tag to Triple H. Flair sells the Figure Four damage like a pro, and while Nick Patrick checks on him, Vince hits Triple H with the belt. However, Angle only gets a two count. That leads to Flair coming OFF THE TOP on Vince, and all breaks loose from there. The Undertaker runs in and decks Flair, then pulls Vince on top of him for the victory. Nice little storyline advancment after Flair picked Taker to RAW.

• Rating: **1/2

Blake’s SmackDown 3/28/02 Awards

• Best Match: Hogan/Rock/Kane vs. The nWo
• Show MVP: Kane (mainly for the promo)
• Overall SmackDown 3/28/02 Rating: 6.5/10
• Thoughts: This show advanced a few storylines but mainly set up the new-look rosters for both brands. I liked giving the Dudleyz and APA their moments before heading in opposite directions. The APA one was particularly good. Meanwhile, the Taker run-in adds suspense as to what’s next for him on RAW with Flair at the helm. Solid stuff.

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Everyone has a different opinion as to when the Ruthless Aggression era started. For me, I’d probably pick the first WWF Draft.

Let’s dive into the Raw that featured the draft.

• Show: WWF Raw
• Date: March 25, 2002
• Location: Penn State University in State College, PA

– Linda McMahon sets up the first WWF draft as superstars sit in the locker room. Vince McMahon is picking for Smackdown, and Ric Flair is picking for Raw. She notes that Triple H, Chris Jericho, and Stephanie McMahon aren’t eligible for the draft due to the triple threat match. Stone Cold Steve Austin isn’t either due to his contract.

– Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler hype the Triple H/Jericho/Steph match for the WWF Undisputed title. If Triple H pins Steph, she’s out of the WWF. I’d like to make a prediction on that one.

Tazz vs. Mr. Perfect

Worth noting that Tazz’s music is from the WWF Forceable Entry CD. That was of my favorites. Also, Perfect was simply perfect. Don’t forget it. Perfect hit the Perfect Plex early but Tazz had the ropes. Tazz took control from there and used the Tazmission to make Perfect tap. Short match and one of those strange matchups that fans got to see because of the incredible roster.

• Rating: *

– Ric Flair is in his war room with Arn Anderson. Arn is working the phones. We also see Vince in his war room, and he struts out.

– Vince hits the stage to make his pick for the WWF Draft. The ‘what’ chants were relentless during this era. Vince picks The Rock with the No. 1 pick for Smackdown. Rock bolts out of the locker room and makes his way out. Vince tells Rock that the new rule is he can never touch him. Rock also can’t talk about shoving a foot up a candy ass. ‘It doesn’t matter’ is also banned. Vince also isn’t happy about Rock’s newfound friendship with Hulk Hogan. Vince says he made Rock and can take him out. Vince tries to leave but Rock stops him. Rock runs through his accomplishments and gets the people to start a “you are an asshole” chant in Vince’s direction.

– Flair comes out to make his first pick for the WWF Draft. He picks The Undertaker for Raw. Taker throws a chair in the locker room.

– Vince is pissed that Flair selected Taker. Kurt Angle barges in and he’s pissed Vince didn’t pick him first. Vince says he’s gonna make it right. Taker yells at Vince for letting Flair pick him. Vince again promises to make things right.

Edge and Diamond Dallas Page vs. Christian and Booker T

What a tag match this is. Reminder that Christian and DDP squared off for the European title at WrestleMania X8. Also a reminder that Edge and Booker T did the same after feuding over a shampoo commercial. Booker with a stiff kick on Edge to give the bad guys the advantage. Edge and Christian brawl on the outside while DDP hits the Diamond Cutter on Booker. Christian breaks it up, but Edge hops in and they brawl back out of the ring. Booker hits the Scissors Kick on DDP for the victory. Another short match.

• Rating: *

– Angle lists off his accomplishments to Vince, who is concerned with Flair picking the nWo next. Angle says Flair is gonna pick him. Vince says Flair isn’t gonna get what he wants, so he officially picks Angle as the No. 2 pick for Smackdown in the WWF Draft. Angle hugs him but isn’t happy he wasn’t picked first.

– Flair back on the stage. He promises to work hard to bring Austin to Raw. Flair picks the nWo with his No. 2 pick, which includes Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and X-Pac.

– Vince yells at Angle about saying Flair was gonna pick the nWo. Vince says he’ll somehow sign Austin. Angle suggests there’s someone who hasn’t been around for a while that Vince should pick. Vince picks Chris Benoit with his No. 3 pick for Smackdown.

– The nWo is in Flair’s office. X-Pac says they won’t listen to Flair. He calls them the poison and that they work for him. Arn enters and tells him he needs to make his pick. Flair picks Kane.

Trish Stratus vs. Ivory

Two of the women’s greats. Ivory had just made her return to action. The crowd chants “we want puppies” to make it clear that this was indeed 2002. Trish and Ivory go back and forth for a bit, with Trish hitting the Stratusfaction for the victory. Short and sweet.

• Rating: *

– Vince back out as the crowd calls him an asshole. Vince selects Hogan for his next pick.

– We get a video for the Divas 2002 swimsuit issue with Trish on the cover. Never bought that one. No way. Not me.

– Flair’s next pick is Rob Van Dam.

– Vince is pissed at the RVD pick. He wanted the Intercontinental title, so Angle suggests he fight RVD for the title. Vince likes it.

– Rock and Hogan shake hands in the locker room. Hogan wants to team up with Rock to take on the nWo. Rock accepts and they run through each other’s catchphrases.

– Vince’s next pick is Billy and Chuck, who are the WWF tag team champs.

The Rock and Hulk Hogan vs. The nWo (Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and X-Pac)

Hogan’s “Voodoo Child” entrance being dubbed over with generic music is less than ideal. Great opening spot with Hogan literally tossing X-Pac over the top and onto the floor. Nash tries to get the upper hand but Hogan hulks up. Hogan and Hall with the double clothesline on each other, and Rock gets the hot tag. Rock cleans house and hits the Rock Bottom on Nash. Hogan calls for the tag and he hits the leg drop on Nash before X-Pac breaks up the pin. The nWo regains control and then the pyro goes off as Kane hits the ring and destroys Hall, Nash, and X-Pac to cause the DQ. Rock and Hogan join in on the fun. The crowd was electric for this one.

• Rating: **

– Vince accuses Flair of stealing his picks. Flair says he doesn’t have to explain anything to Vince. Flair picks Booker T. Vince responds by picking Edge. Flair picks The Big Show. Vince picks Rikishi. Flair says maybe he’ll put his fat ass on Vince’s face. Great line. Vince pushes Flair as Arn holds him back.

Jeff Hardy (w/Matt Hardy and Lita) vs. Billy (w/Chuck and Rico)

Billy with some early momentum but misses a big splash in the corner. Jeff goes up top for the Swanton Bomb but Chuck gets on the apron for a distraction. Jeff knocks him off, and Billy moves out of the way while Matt and Chuck fight on the outside. Rico goes to grab the title belt but Lita flies off the apron and takes him down. Jeff with the roll-up to get the pin on Billy. Another match to further a storyline.

• Rating: *

– Flair picks Bubba Ray Dudley. Vince counters by picking D’Von Dudley. WWF Draft drama! Bubba and D’Von are angry in the locker room, and then they hug as Bubba walks out.

Rikishi vs. (c) William Regal – WWF European Title

Before the match even starts, Brock Lesnar hits the ring and attacks Rikishi. Brock hits the F5, and Paul Heyman enters the ring to raise his hand. Easy title defense for Regal.

– Jazz is at WWF New York. She wants to kick someone’s ass since she’s the Women’s champ.

– Vince announces Brock as his next pick in the WWF Draft. Flair follows it up by telling Vince its his pick. So Flair picks Brock. Vince then picks Mark Henry. Flair picks Regal. Vince picks Maven, who is the Hardcore champ. Flair’s last pick is Lita. Vince mocks him for picking a woman with his last pick. Once again, 2002 folks. Vince suggests Flair wants to sleep with Lita. Vince once again promises he’s gonna land Austin. Vince talks shit and Flair starts the “you are an asshole” chant again.

Kurt Angle vs. (c) Rob Van Dam – WWF Intercontinental Title

JR and Lawler remind us that the draft lottery is after Raw on WWE.com. But first, a brouhaha between two of the best. RVD’s theme was also on Forceable Entry. Greatest WWF album ever.

Angle with a German suplex before the bell even rings for a near fall. RVD with a superkick and he gets a two. Angle with a belly-to-belly and these two are great. More suplexes from Angle and then Rolling Thunder from RVD for a near fall. More offense from RVD and he goes for the frog splash, but Angle leaves the ring. RVD joins and throws Angle into the steps. Back inside and RVD comes off the top, but Angle shoves Tim White in front of him. Angle with the Angle slam and ankle lock, but White calls for the bell to signal the DQ. Angle goes back to the ankle lock as Edge hits the ring and hits a belly-to-belly on Angle. Edge goes for a spear but Angle counters and hits a suplex of his own. Angle goes for the Angle slam but Edge reverses and hits the spear. The refs hit the ring to break things up. Good stuff to promote the future Smackdown feud.

• Rating: **1/2

– Michael Cole with Steph. She says she’s not going anywhere and that she’s gonna win the Undisputed title.

Stephanie McMahon vs. Chris Jericho vs. Triple H – Triple Threat Match for the WWF Undisputed Title

Speaking of themes, the Triple H ‘My Time’ theme that Steph used was excellent. Triple H and Jericho go at it to start while Steph retreats. Jericho knocks Triple H out of the ring, which leads to Steph laying down and Jericho trying to pin her before Triple H pulls Jericho out. Triple H then gets in and goes for the Pedigree on Steph but Jericho gets Steph out of there. Triple H throws Jericho into the steel steps and then throws Steph back inside. Triple H catapults Jericho into Steph, who then falls headfirst into Jericho’s groin. Triple H kicks Steph out of the ring but Jericho goes to work on Triple H’s knee. Steph with a few elbow drops on Triple H’s knee. Jericho tries to do more damage but Triple H kicks Jericho into Steph, who isn’t happy. So she slaps Jericho and then he shoves her down by her face. 2002 was interesting. Jericho misses the Lionsault on Triple H, so Steph tries to pin him but only gets a two. Jericho is pissed and goes for the Walls of Jericho, but Triple H throws him into Steph. Triple H throws Jericho out of the ring and then goes for the Pedirgree.

Jericho with a missile dropkick off the top on Triple H for a two count. Jericho grabs a chair and one of the title belts, while Triple H has the other belt. They hit each other with them while Earl Hebner throws out the chair. Steph rolls in and gets a two on Triple H. She then gets a two on Jericho. Triple H with a clothesline on Steph and then Jericho locks in the Walls of Jericho. Steph jumps on Jericho’s back and he uses the snapmare on her. Triple H with the Pedigree on Jericho but Steph breaks up the pin. Triple H with a spinebuster on Steph to win it. Steph’s done on Raw. Let’s see if that holds. Triple H waves bye to her as security escorts her out. Triple H then starts the goodbye song with the crowd.

• Rating: ** 

Show Summary

Here are the televised WWF Draft results for each show:

Raw

1. The Undertaker
2. The nWo (Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, X-Pac)
3. Kane
4. Rob Van Dam
5. Booker T
6. Big Show
7. Bubba Ray Dudley
8. Brock Lesnar
9. William Regal
10. Lita

Smackdown

1. The Rock
2. Kurt Angle
3. Chris Benoit
4. Hulk Hogan
5. Billy and Chuck
6. Edge
7. Rikishi
8. D’Von Dudley
9. Mark Henry
10. Maven

And here were the additional picks for each brand:

Raw

• Bradshaw
• Steven Richards
• Matt Hardy
• Raven
• Jeff Hardy
• Mr. Perfect
• Spike Dudley
• D’Lo Brown
• Shawn Stasiak
• Terri
• Jacqueline
• Goldust
• Trish Stratus
• Justin Credible
• Big Boss Man
• Tommy Dreamer
• Crash Holly
• Mighty Molly

Smackdown

• Billy Kidman
• Tajiri
• Chris Jericho
• Ivory
• Albert
• The Hurricane
• Al Snow
• Lance Storm
• Diamond Dallas Page
• Torrie Wilson
• Scotty 2 Hotty
• Stacy Kiebler
• Christian
• Test
• Faarooq
• Tazz
• Hardcore Holly
• Val Venis
• Perry Saturn

And those without a brand:

• Triple H (WWF Undisputed champion)
• Jazz (WWF Women’s champion)
• Stephanie McMahon
• Stone Cold Steve Austin

Blake’s RAW 3/25/02 Awards

• Best Match: Kurt Angle vs. Rob Van Dam
• RAW MVP: Kurt Angle
• Overall RAW 3/25/02 Rating: 6.0/10
• Thoughts: The draft itself made sense given the talent on the roster, but some of the picks were rather strange. And while the matches were short, they at least furthered storylines. However, I could understand why people didn’t like both the draft strategy and the lack of good matches.

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What is this whole World Championship Wrestling thing? We’re about to find out with the Starrcade 1988 review, the first-ever pay-per-view under the WCW label.

Ted Turner spent a lot of money taking over Jim Crockett Promotions, and now it’s time to put that money to good use with the company’s biggest PPV of the year.

Let’s rock and roll with Blake’s Starrcade 1988 review.

• Date: December 26, 1988
• Location: The Scope in Norfolk, VA

Kevin Sullivan and Steve Williams vs. (c) The Fantastics – US Tag Team Titles

Good to see Bill Apter ringside. Fulton almost gets the quick fall on Sullivan after the Lou Thesz press. And then we get the required shot of Jason Hervey with an attractive blonde female in the crowd. Williams now into the match and he’s having no luck. No surprise there considering that it took him 15 MINUTES TO BEAT A JOBBER NAMED ITALIAN STALLION at Clash of the Champions.

More fun double team action from the Fantastics until Williams hits the slam. Sullivan finds his way in and barrels over the top after a missed clothesline on Rogers. DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER to Sullivan and Williams. That should do it. But it doesn’t and now Williams is flat out pissed. He decimates Rogers to take out his frustration.

Big suplex to Rogers gives Williams the near fall. Solid back and forth from this point, including Rogers missing off the top rope thanks to Sullivan getting his knees up. Now we’ve got Rogers getting dissected by both Sullivan and Williams. He finally reverses Sullivan and hits a suplex. Then he gets outta there with the hot tag to Fulton.

But his offense doesn’t do much, as Williams sling shots him off the ropes and scores the pin at 15:50 to win the titles. This wasn’t anything special and didn’t do much for me despite the title change.

• Rating: **

The Midnight Express (w/Jim Cornette) vs. The Original Midnight Express (w/Paul E. Dangerously)

HEAT. We have heat for this one. Makes sense considering how good this feud was. Cornette jumps on the mic prior to the match and wants to beat the hell out of Paul E. The bell rings and Eaton and Lane are throwing Condrey and Rose all around. Then Cornette shacks Condrey with the racket behind Teddy Long’s back. Paul E is not happy about this turn of events.

Pretty much a squash early on. Cornette then gets another racket shot in on Rose, and Paul E adds a sweet touch by ringing the bell on his own. This is what you get when you have two geniuses at ringside. Rose finally gets a tiny bit of offense in, but once again, it’s Eaton and Lane’s teamwork that reigns supreme….until Eaton racks himself in the corner. Rose then delivers the atomic drop to Eaton on the floor.

Onto the Teddy Long special of letting a team beat up on a guy while he has his back turned. CORNETTE AND PAUL E IN A FOOT RACE. Crowd goes wild for that until both sides calm down. Eaton getting worked on pretty good thanks to Teddy Long being an idiot. JR points out that we’ve had two different matches thus far, with each team controlling each half. It’s the little things.

HOT TAG. Lane is in ready to kick with authority. He’s so fired up that he accidentally hits Teddy. That of course lets Paul E come in and belt Eaton with the phone. Rose rolls on top and Teddy counts, but then notices the phone in the ring. TEDDY THEN BECOMES HULK HOGAN. He parades around each side of the ring and asks the fans if they saw the phone use. THEY DID. That doesn’t matter though as Lane and Eaton hit the DOUBLE FUCKIN GOOZLE for the victory at 17:46.

After the match, total beatdown from the bad guys. Cornette also takes a beating until Eaton starts swinging the racket at everyone. Wildly entertaining match because of all the elements involved.

• Rating: ***3/4

BACKSTAGE: Magnum TA interview with the new US tag champs. Good promo work from Sullivan and Rotundo. Even Williams was fine here.

Russian Assassins (w/Paul Jones) vs. Junkyard Dog and Ivan Koloff

Something tells me Ivan and Nikita vs. these two would have been better. And of course that was the original plan until Nikita left the company. Just a strange feeling to have JYD involved in a Russian blood feud. Anyways, if the Russians lose they must unmask and Jones is outta the promotion.

Complete domination from JYD and Ivan. Bob Caudle calling out Teddy Long’s refereeing struggles, and it’s about damn time. Assassins are now kicking some ass. Then JYD ducks the RUSSIAN MISSILE and makes the tag to Ivan. Crowd is going mild. Actually, they aren’t doing anything at all.

One of the Assassins gets something from Jones and sticks it in his mask. Then he headbutts Ivan and pins him at 6:47. Horrible.

• Rating: 1/2*

Rick Steiner vs. (c) Mike Rotundo (w/Kevin Sullivan) – TV Title

Sullivan gets the cage of doom treatment and sits high above the aisle. Heated start for the two former friends. Hervey and attractive blonde female cameo No. 2 on the evening.

A lot of wrestling techniques being used by Steiner. Although, I’m not sure biting someone’s ass is considered a wrestling maneuver. Now we’re getting real truth from the fans as they chant “Syracuse sucks.” This hasn’t been great so far, but it’s the kind of match you’d expect from two collegiate wrestlers.

Steiner with the inside cradle and a near fall, then he delivers a big clothesline. Rotundo wants that timeout. Teddy not giving it to him. Here comes Dr. Death. Powerslam from Steiner gets another near fall. Belly to belly for the pin and the bell rings. Williams was the one ringing the bell, which led to Steiner thinking he’d won the match. Confusion everywhere. Tommy Young comes out to show Teddy Long how a real referee operates. He tells Teddy what happened and Sullivan is out of the cage. Match restarts.

And just like that, Rotundo gets tossed into Sullivan and BOTH refs count the three to crown a new champ at 17:59. Crowd has lost their minds. Steiner grabs the belt and takes off. Crazy sequence to end the match. It needed that after some slow action throughout.

• Rating: **1/2

Bam Bam Bigelow (w/Oliver Humperdink) vs. (c) Barry Windham (w/JJ Dillon) – US Heavyweight Title

This is an intriguing match. Bigelow was out of the WWF after WrestleMania IV, and here he winds up challenging in a big title match. Awesome staredown early. Big gutbuster spot that sends Windham retreating to the outside to recoup. More offense from Bigelow sees the same sequence. Windham can’t believe it.

Seriously, the heel work of Windham here is nothing short of brilliant. Such a talented dude. Windham throws Bigelow out and he holds the knee. JR notes that Bigelow has had knee surgeries (which he did after leaving the WWF), which adds another commentary wrinkle that you don’t get on MONDAY NIGHT RAW these days.

More power from Bigelow and he goes up top for the flying headbutt. Windham moves out of the way.

Windham starts his comeback with the lariat and then we get to the claw. Bigelow somehow gets out and Windham lands a slam. Windham up top for the flying elbow but now Bigelow moves.

Both men go flying to the outside and let us all remember there were no mats. Ouch. Then Tommy Young counts out Bigelow at 16:17. Windham is still your champion in a decent but not overly great match.

• Rating: **1/2

BACKSTAGE: Magnum with Steiner and his TV title belt. Sound cuts out quite a bit but Steiner was awesome with the comedy. Funny stuff.

Sting and Dusty Rhodes vs. (c) The Road Warriors (w/Paul Ellering) – World Tag Team Titles

Brawl happens before Gary Michael Cappetta can even introduce the teams. SHOW GARY SOME RESPECT. Good action early before Hawk starts stomping a mudhole in Sting in the corner. But Stinger fights back and hits a powerslam. Animal shows some power and press slams Sting. Then Sting counters with the flying body press over the ropes to the outside. That’ll put butts in the seats. Actually it did.

Dusty into the contest and he wraps Animal’s leg around the post. Feats of strength time with Hawk and then Dusty goes for the figure four. Hawk will have none of that and then we get the vicious face rake on Dusty. And the Warriors are breaking Dusty in half at this point. Finally a huge tag to Sting and he’s got Animal on SPAGHETTI LEGS.

Sting goes for the Scorpion Death Lock but Hawk immediately forces the break. That leads to Sting getting thrown outside, and like any good face, Dusty kicks Animal in the balls to avoid the double team. Sting catches Animal with the flying cross body but then Ellering stops the count to force the DQ at 11:20.

Of course it was a shit finish. I didn’t particularly enjoy this.

• Rating: **

Lex Luger vs. (c) Ric Flair (w/JJ Dillon) – NWA World Heavyweight Title

Does anyone know if the Maryland State Athletic Commission has snuck into the building for this one? Let’s hope the hell not. If Flair gets DQ’d, Luger wins the title. So there’s your setup.

Flair stylin’ and profilin’ early on before Luger dumps him out with a clothesline. He looks a little shaken up after that. Luger overpowers a few holds from Flair and JR hypes up Luger’s improvement at his counters. I love JR. Love him. He could make a paper sack sound good. Not saying Luger was as good as a paper sack, but you get the point.

Powerslam by Luger sends Flair scurrying. Good heel tactics from Flair to take the advantage, but HAMMER LOCK time from Lex. We make our way back to the outside and Luger continues working on the arm. Flair gets tossed into the post and the fans aren’t reacting to Luger’s offense all in this match.

Back in the ring and more work on the arm. Flair regains control and Luger is now on the outside. Flair throws him into the rail and then delivers the chop from hell. Tommy Young threatens to DQ him. GOOD TRY TOMMY. We work our way to Luger locking on the sleeper. Inside cradle from Luger after a Flair figure four attempt gets two and a half.

We go up top and Luger hits a suplex for another two and a half. Luger then locks in the figure four on Flair. Ref bump and Luger hits a cross body on Flair and had him covered for three, but naturally Young didn’t get to the count until Flair kicked out. Match is really starting to escalate with a lot of good near falls.

Luger with a series of slams and then Dillon is up on the apron to distract Luger. This leads to Flair grabbing a chair on the outside and crushing Luger’s knee with it. Dillon had Young occupied and never saw it. Luger’s leg is toast and Flair is all over it. Figure Four is locked in and JR says it’s only a matter of time. Luger fights it as the crowd is exploding with Luger chants. We get the reverse and both men are down and out.

Dillon instructs Flair to work on the leg some more and he does. Flair goes up top and somehow Luger press slams him to the mat. Luger hulking up now and lands the military press before falling down. Flair sends him back outside and the sunset slip gets a two. Luger still hobbling and more slams for everyone, especially Flair. Luger locks in the Torture Rack but his leg buckles and Flair falls on him and props the legs on the ropes to get the win at 30:59.

Phenomenal match. This equaled the Sting match from the first Clash, and once again showed that Flair was a cut above everyone. They told the story of Luger never quitting despite getting his leg worked over.

• Rating: ****1/2

Blake’s Starrcade 1988 Awards

• Best Match: Lex Luger vs. Ric Flair
• Starrcade 1988 MVP: Ric Flair
• Overall Starrcade 1988 Rating: 8.0/10
• Thoughts: Consider this: Dusty had originally booked RICK STEINER to beat Flair in a five-minute squash in the main event to win the title. Instead, we got a four-and-a-half star showcase. One of many reasons why Dusty was fired after this show. This was certainly a turning point for the company. Flair is on top and he made Sting and Luger look like stars during the year. Plus, the Turner acquisition changed the game and allowed for new opportunities. An awesome show with the Flair/Luger and Midnight Express battle, and it sends WCW into 1989 with a huge boost of momentum.

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We’re on the road to yet another showdown between Hulk Hogan and Zeus in this Survivor Series 1989 review, with the No Holds Barred promotion being the main theme entering the Thanksgiving tradition.

This edition features one of the best teams ever assembled, so at least it has that going for it.

Let’s get to the fun with Blake’s Survivor Series 1989 review.

• Date: November 23, 1989
• Location: Rosemont Horizon in Rosemont, IL

VIDEO: Various wrestlers say what they’re thankful for, and then Vince runs through all the Survivor Series matches with the team names and participants.

ON THE STAGE: Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura welcome us.

The Enforcers (Big Boss Man, Bad News Brown, Honky Tonk Man, and Rick Martel) vs. The Dream Team (Dusty Rhodes, Brutus Beefcake, Tito Santana, and Red Rooster)

It’s incredible how simple it is to add team names and team captains to make things feel special. If only the current WWE had 2,498 hours of TV each week so that it could take a few minutes to add this touch to Survivor Series matches. Jesse reminds us early on that Tito and Honky is a main event anywhere in the country. Martel eventually works his way in, and then Dusty and Boss Man get their much awaited clash. Beefcake comes in thinking he’s gonna run wild until Boss Man nails him and takes control.

Honky in and he and Martel continue to work on Beefcake. We get the tag to Rooster and something tells me he’s not winning this thing. Rooster gets his ass kicked by Honky and Boss Man for a while, then Martel figures he’ll squash a jobber too. Rooster gets a small package but to no avail as Honky comes in to do more work. Both men down and Rooster makes the hot tag to Tito who tries to get the Figure Four but Martel counters. Tito goes for a rollup but Martel reverses and grabs the tights for the pin to eliminate Tito. We get a little foreshadowing with a camera shot of the eventual Sapphire in the audience dressed in Dusty gear, which Gorilla plays up on commentary.

Good guys now doing work on Martel until he regains control against who else but the fucking Rooster. Boss Man in and it’s BEAR HUG time on Rooster who cock-a-doodle-do’s his way out by biting him. Bad News in for the first time. Boss Man and Bad News eventually go for the double team but it goes awry and Boss Man accidentally nails Bad News. That leads to Bad News losing it and walking out for the second straight year.

So now we’re 3-on-3 as Beefcake gets worked on. But that doesn’t last as Beefcake hits the high knee on Honky to eliminate him. Martel locks in the sleeper hold on Beefcake for a bit before going for the pin. But the referee notices Martel is holding the ropes, and Beefcake is able to counter for a pin of his own to send Martel packing. Now a 3-1 advantage for the good guys. Then again, it’s basically 2-1 since Rooster is in there. Sure enough, Boss Man quickly hits the slam on Rooster for the pin. I’m shocked.

Beefcake and Dusty do some double team work and eventually Dusty hits the cross body for the pin on Boss Man to win it at 22:02. After the match, Boss Man gets the nightstick from Slick and cleans house. He handcuffs Dusty to the ropes and continues the beating until Beefcake runs them out with the hedge clippers. Fine match with a hot crowd as usual during this time period.

• Rating: **1/2

BACKSTAGE: Sean Mooney with Boss Man and Slick. Boss Man says Dusty is a prisoner now and that justice has been served. He also calls him a stupid puke.

BACKSTAGE: Gene Okerlund with The 4×4’s. The entire team hypes the match, and then they fake shoot the camera. My goodness the late 80s were fun.

The King’s Court (Randy Savage, Greg Valentine, Dino Bravo, and Canadian Earthquake) vs. The 4×4’s (Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Ronnie Garvin, Bret Hart, and Hercules)

In hindsight, dropping the Canadian part of Earthquake was a good move. Meanwhile, Savage goes from main eventing every card under the sun to this match. Hercules goes to work on Savage before Valentine gets in. Hacksaw throws in some offense and then we get Garvin vs. Valentine. Eventually Hercules and Garvin go at it before Earthquake comes in and squashes Hercules for the pin.

Hacksaw and Bret use a nifty double team to get Earthquake off his feet, then we work to some back and forth between Garvin and Valentine. Savage in now, then Bravo tags in. Recapping Survivor Series matches is chaotic, folks. We’ve got tags every 10 seconds and keeping track isn’t easy. Hacksaw tags in and eliminates Valentine so we’re 3-on-3 at this point.

Earthquake goes for a big elbow drop on Hacksaw but misses, and Garvin with the BACK SCRATCH OF DOOM to keep the momentum going. Garvin goes for the leg lock on Bravo but we get tags on both sides and holy hell we’re getting Savage and Bret. At this point it was clear that Bret was a future star, because the crowd exploded when these two were in there together. Bret gets in a lot of offense before Savage gets out by tagging Bravo. We work to Bravo hitting a big side slam on Garvin to earn the pin.

Hacksaw and Earthquake go at it again and Bret comes in for the double team. Bret and Savage face off again and Savage gets locked in the ropes, which Hacksaw takes advantage of in true good guy fashion. Small package from Bret gets a near fall on Savage, and then Bret misses an elbow off the top which allows Bravo to get the tag.

Earthquake and Bravo work on Bret for a bit as Jesse calls Hacksaw an idiot for distracting the ref and letting the bad guys team up. Bravo holds Bret and that sends Savage running into Bravo, then Bret makes the hot tag to Hacksaw. That doesn’t work for long as Savage gets in and hits the elbow off the top to eliminate Bret. Hacksaw thinks he has a chance here and he clears the ring.

Hacksaw decides to get cute after taking control and that causes Earthquake to beat his ass. Big elbow from Earthquake only gets a two count. We work to Sherri pulling some shenanigans by holding down the rope to send Hacksaw over the top, and Savage distracts the ref while Earthquake destroys Hacksaw outside. That of course leads to Hacksaw getting counted out at 23:25 because he sure as hell isn’t getting pinned. Hacksaw hits Savage and Bravo with the 2×4 afterwards. Honestly, this was sort of all over the place and did not feel like anything special.

• Rating: **1/4

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene says Dusty has bruised ribs and a slight concussion.

ON THE STAGE: Guess who’s here? IT’S THE GENIUS! He delivers another literary masterpiece.

The Million Dollar Team (Ted DiBiase, Zeus, The Barbarian, The Warlord) vs. The Hulkamaniacs (Hulk Hogan, Jake Roberts, Ax, and Smash)

Million Dollar Team gets the jobber entrance as they’re already in the ring after Genius’ poem. On a positive note, these two teams are STACKED. Jake brings out his snake early and scares the hell out of everyone. Only in wrestling does that sentence not sound creepy. Hogan spits at Zeus before the match starts, so BABYFACE HOGAN continues to set a great example for children around the world. Hogan and Zeus start things off and here we go again with Hogan raking the eyes. Zeus chokes Hogan like crazy and that leads to Hebner legitimately putting Zeus in a headlock. That does not sit well with Zeus who slings Hebner halfway to Jupiter. Of course that leads to Hebner calling for the DQ to eliminate Zeus right off the bat.

DiBiase gets the upper hand on Hogan until Jake regains control. Ax and Smash get offense in on DiBiase until Hogan comes in to complete the triple team. Jesse yells about the double standard on cheating. HE’S RIGHT. Eventually we get Barbarian and Ax going at it, with Barbarian missing the elbow drop off the top. Warlord makes his way in and that leads to Ax getting tripped up by Fuji with the ref’s back turned and the ANKLE TRIP eliminates Ax. Hogan comes in to destroy Warlord, then Jake comes in to a much larger reaction from the crowd. It seemed obvious at this point that Hogan just wasn’t getting the same type of love from the fans.

We get to the rest hold portion of the match with DiBiase enforcing the chin lock on Smash. But DiBiase goes up and misses the elbow drop off the top. DiBiase gets up and goes off the ropes, with Barbarian tagging him on the back. Smash goes for the pin on DiBiase without realizing the tag was made, and that allows Barbarian to come off the top to pin Smash and give the Dream Team the upper hand. Let’s see how long that lasts.

Jake in and he gets an ass-kicking for a while until Barbarian misses the flying headbutt and allows Jake to make the hot tag to Hogan. Wonder what’s gonna happen now? Shockingly enough, Barbarian actually kicks out twice on Hogan. Then we get DiBiase and Jake fighting outside while Barbarian and Warlord hit the spike piledriver on Hogan, but Hebner figures that must be illegal so he calls for the DQ on both Barbarian and Warlord. There’s a surprise. Even the crowd is booing this bullshit. Jesse is losing his mind at this turn of events.

You know what happens next. DiBiase locks in the Million Dollar Dream but Jake comes in to break it out, which Jesse points us is also an illegal move. Hogan escapes DiBiase once again and hot tags Jake. But Virgil manages to get involved and after the ref is distracted, DiBiase gains the upper hand and pins Jake with the feet on the ropes. HOGAN VS. DIBIASE. WHO WILL WIN? Gorilla says he doesn’t like Hogan’s chances, and I’m not exactly sure what show Gorilla has been watching, but it isn’t the WWF.

Chinlock from DiBiase and we get to a double clothesline with both men down. Hulk up time after that and Hogan gets the pin at 27:32. Another match that had its moments but wasn’t anything necessarily anything great as it was there to push another Hogan/Zeus showdown.

• Rating: **1/2

BACKSTAGE: Mooney with Savage, Zeus, and Sherri. They hype the No Holds Barred match and movie extravaganza.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene with Beefcake and Hogan. They do the same and Hogan says they’re gonna put Savage and Zeus out of the WWF. Sherri comes walking in behind them and starts screaming before throwing powder in their eyes. Savage and Zeus run in and attack before all the wrestlers come in to break things up.

ON THE STAGE: Jesse reveals that there is trouble in the Heenan Family.

BACKSTAGE: Mooney with The Rude Brood and THE GENIUS. They talk shit about their opponents.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene with Roddy’s Rowdies. Luke and Butch have turkeys in their tights.

The Rude Brood (Rick Rude, Mr. Perfect, Jacques Rougeau, Raymond Rougeau) vs. Roddy’s Rowdies (Roddy Piper, Jimmy Snuka, Luke, Butch)

Not only is The Rude Brood the greatest team name ever, but this may be the greatest assortment of theme music ever for a single team. Heenan doesn’t come out with Rude, which Jesse continues to play up as dissension among the family. Perfect and Luke start off which may be the biggest mismatch in history. Butch comes in and bites Perfect. Piper comes in and he bites Perfect too. Snuka does the same and this carousel continues with quick tags. Jacques flips into the ring and then hugs Raymond while the crowd lets them have it. Snuka hits the flying headbutt to stop those shenanigans and eventually comes off the top to eliminate Jacques.

Rude in and he gets out quickly as Snuka keeps kicking ass. Rude accidentally pulls the rope down and that sends Perfect flying over the top. They aren’t happy with each other and then Snuka delivers the DOUBLE NOGGIN’ KNOCKER. Luke and Butch work on Perfect for a bit and then Piper comes in. Raymond makes his first appearance and he and Piper tussle until Piper hits the piledriver to eliminate him. Piper and Perfect go at it and we get the slingshot on Perfect, which allows Piper to tag Butch.

Eventually Perfect manages to get the rollup to send Butch packing. Luke tries to get his revenge but that goes nowhere as Rude comes in and hits the Rude Awakening to get the pin. Perfect works on Snuka for a bit and then it’s Rude’s turn for a while. Snuka gets a near fall on Perfect and both goes hit the mat which leads to the tag race. Piper gets the hot tag and he runs wild on Rude. They fight to the outside and both men get counted out as they brawl down the aisle.

That leaves Perfect and Snuka, and the fans are booing the double countout. Perfect gets a two count on a suplex and then they exchange two counts on roll ups. Flying cross body from Snuka allows Perfect to counter it for another near fall. Then it’s Perfect Plex time to give Perfect the win at 21:27. Snuka beats up the The Genius afterwards which just isn’t very nice. The finishing sequence between Perfect and Snuka was pretty good, and this was fine overall.

• Rating: **1/2

BACKSTAGE: Mooney interviews Rude’s Brood. They celebrate the win.

BACKSTAGE: Mean Gene with The Ultimate Warriors. This is quite a scene as Warrior plays with Neidhart’s goatee. Warrior talks about organ donor cards and some other stuff like that.

The Heenan Family (Andre the Giant, Haku, Arn Anderson, and Bobby Heenan) vs. The Ultimate Warriors (The Ultimate Warriors, Jim Neidhart, Shawn Michaels, and Marty Jannetty)

Gorilla and Jesse try to figure out why Heenan is in the match, which was of course due to Tully Blanchard getting fired on the day of the show after a failed drug test. Chaos ensues right away before Warrior even makes his entrance, and he comes running down to send Andre over the top rope. Since the referee already rang the bell, that leads to Andre getting counted out which should tell you how that match is gonna unfold. The “weasel” chants begin, but that doesn’t stop Haku from eliminating Neidhart just a few minutes into the match.

Double teaming from the Rockers on Haku while Warrior makes animal noises on the apron. Arn and Haku go for a double team but Warrior and the Rockers put together a pretty nice reversal. Warrior tags in for a bit and we work to Heenan tagging in with Jannetty down. He quickly tags out when Jannetty goes for some offense to let Haku go back to work. Heenan back in and he manages to pin Jannetty after Haku does the damage. Michaels nearly gets counted out but Warriors throws him back in to prevent it. Michaels and Warrior kick Arn’s ass for a while until Haku takes control.

Haku misses off the top and Michaels pins him for the three to even things back up. Michaels gets sent over the top and Heenan thinks about flying off onto him but decides it’s not a good idea. Arn gets angry at Heenan for not tagging and he quickly gets in and out. Both Arn and Michaels go down, but they fight back up where Arn hits the hard slam to eliminate Michaels. Warrior goes nuts but Arn sends him through the ropes to the outside. Heenan thinks about flying again but hops back down onto the apron. We keep going back and forth with Heenan tagging in to get offense and tagging right back out to Arn.

Warrior sends Arn into Heenan and then hits the splash to eliminate Arn. So now we get the showdown that everyone has been waiting for as Warrior sneaks around to scare the hell out of Heenan, who is yelling for Arn to come back. Heenan tries to escape but gets a flip off the turnbuckle for good measure. He starts walking down the aisle but Warrior brings him back for the flying tackle and splash for the victory at 20:28. This was probably the most enjoyable of the five matches given Heenan’s antics.

• Rating: **3/4

SHOW SUMMARY

This is one of those shows that’s all about the Survivor Series concept itself. You know what you’re getting with the matches, and it’s really about the entertainment quality. I’m not the biggest fan of the mega elimination matches, so it probably limits the overall enjoyment for this particular show. But you can’t argue with the loaded roster that the company had at this point.

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